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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old Sep 10th, 2007, 07:37 AM Thread Starter
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My Open Letter To Britney

Britney!!!

What the fuck happened??? you've screwed up everything. I'm ashamed to even call that thing yyou did on the stage a performance, it wasn't one it was a pile of shit!!!

What the hell happened??? Your comeback is over, go home and fight for your kids, because you'll never be the peformer you once were. Britney 4 years ago was a true performer, she would have killed the VMA's and she would have been ashamed of what happened last night.

The media love to attack you but you could at least make it hard for them instead for the last 2 years you've been handing it out on a plate to them, and last night you gave them a feast. They're laughing at you and so are the haters but after last night you deserve all you get because you let your fans down and your record company and most of all yourself.

Just watch now as gimme more drops down the charts, and your album recieves the same success as K-fed's album. Now one will want you on their shows, or on their magazines, because they know its over.

I've never cared about your private life, that meant nothing to me, what kept me going was the hope that you'd one day comeback and be bigger than ever. That hope has gone and so have you, you're dead to me now.

As some people have said you may have been nervous, upset by the comments made by that bitch about your kids, but do you really think that e! People, Us Weekly or OK magazine will see it like that??? No its just more ammo for their already mountanous pile.

The only thing that stop this being a total disaster is if your video kills (but I doubt that) and Jive get off thei arses and take control of this runaway train because the side of a hill is just there.

Britney go home and be a good mother to those boys, make up with your mother as family is all you have right now.

Sugar_kane

P.S. I shan't be changing my avatar because if I do it'll be much smaller and I can't be having that, although you (britney) are not a superstar at all!!!
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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old Sep 10th, 2007, 07:41 AM
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So, you want to be the first qualifier to win TWAT?
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post #3 of 31 (permalink) Old Sep 10th, 2007, 07:43 AM
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Damn, it's just the way her life is.
If your (Twat) opponent was Britney Spears, i have no doubt that she'll get a vote.
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is she actually gonna see your avy?

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Britney's performance was embarrassing to watch for sure.







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is she actually gonna see your avy?
I hope not because she is not worthy to be in the same avatar as Marilyn, Marilyn would have killed it last night. Britney might as well have farted on stage, that would have got better reviews.
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Gotta love Perez:

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Dear Britney,
Fuck you!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
We are insulted, offended and disgusted by your “performance” at the VMAs.
Are you fucking serious???
What you did was disrespectful to your few remaining fans. And it was disrespectful to MTV!
You didn’t even try!!!!!
You should have just cancelled, bitch.
Your performance was beyond pathetic. The old Britney Spears, who was at one point (a long time ago) truly great, would be embarrassed by your lack of professionalism and utterly shiteous appearance at the VMAs.
Where was Criss Angel? Where was the magic? And by ‘magic’ we don’t mean any tricks or illusions.
You seemed dead onstage. You have lost that spark and shine that used to ooze out of you!
We all know you lipsynch, but you couldn’t even do that well at the VMAs!
And you barely danced!
You have no one to blame for your failure but YOU!
There was no way you were going to be good. You were out partying every night before the VMAs for three days in a row until almost sunrise! You were probably still drunk or high during your performance!!! You almost tripped a few times, you fucking mess!!!!!!!
No bullshit excuse that you or your camp will come up with can make up for how pathetic your performance was.
You heard Sarah Silverman was going to make fun of your kids and it upset you? Deal with it! Rise above it! Or don’t go on!
A true professional will DELIVER - no matter what!!!!
Let’s repeat that. It’s worth repeating.
A true professional will deliver - NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
What you did was inexcusable!
Your new manager, Jeff Kwatinez, should be ashamed of himself! You have tainted his reputation and everyone at his company, The Firm, should run and hide.
Your record label, Jive, must be thrilled.
You should apologize to everyone, Britney!!!!
You are pathetic!
FUCK YOU!
P.S. Your beer belly looked hot!
P.S. #2 - Thank God for Alicia Keys! She is the real deal! She killed it! She is what the VMAs should be all about - the music, the showmanship and the professionalism.
P.S. #3 - How badly did the Video Music Awards suck all-around???
P.S. #4 - For Perez’s full recap of the VMAs, tune in to What Perez Sez, premiering THIS TUESDAY, September 11th at 9 pm - only on Vh1!
P.S. #5 - We hope you are getting help, Britney. Seriously. Sincerely. You need help! We hope you have a good psychiatrist!
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Perez has the right idea, who cannot be dissapointed by that violation that happened on stage, Britney knows there are 2 ways to perform at the VMAs:

1. The dancing has to be amazing, she has to kill every step...like Slave 4 u
2. The dancing can be lacking, as long as there's a big surprise...Madonna kiss
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Er yeah whatever.

And if your life were gold, how long do you think you'd stay living?
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I liked it you are all just a little to bitchy. At least she got up there and tried most in her place wouldnt even give it a go. Its easy to judge from the back seat.

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I missed her performance, but even if it was THAT bad she shouldn't quit

Stay away.
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I liked it you are all just a little to bitchy. At least she got up there and tried most in her place wouldnt even give it a go. Its easy to judge from the back seat.
Most people that are drunk and high have no problems with embarrassing themselves in public.

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Most people that are drunk and high have no problems with embarrassing themselves in public.
There is no report that she was either

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The PWT is rich so who fucking cares?

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There was no way you could think that performance was good. Reports say that from backstage Britney was crying because she was so upset with herself.
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