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Sheryl Crow -Save Earth, Use 1 Toilet Paper Sheet Only!

Seriously, she did. To cut down on pollution and
waste.

Use one sheet per bathroom visit!
Maybe 2 or 3 if it's a 'pesky' problem.

As she flies around on her jet, has a few
18 wheelers to lug around her concert equpiment, and
uses all that electricity light her shows each night.

Yeah, you there in Topeka, in LA, in Denver, use one
sheet only.


As she flies into another Save the World show or summit,
on a jet to meet with the others who flew in on jets,
drove in w/diesel cars, and stay in air conditioned hotels.

Yeah, right.........



How about we all just try not to waste stuff so much,
drive a bit less, and recycle more. Let China know they
need to cut down on pollution too...oh wait, China said that's
no ones business but theirs.
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1 sheet...& she flys around in a jet..

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Re: Sheryl Crow -Save Earth, Use 1 Toilet Paper Sheet Only!

She also wants to create some sort of sleeve napkin, so you
won't use paper napkins. Seriously, she's saying these things.

If nothing else, her recent 'green' tour will provide lots of
good soundbites on her inept ideas.



Uh, as if she'll use a sleeve napkin that much.



Laurie David, millionaire, on a jet or a special bus for this
little national thing she's doing. Big deal.

This is a religion for these guys. Kids in school spend more
time on earth day, and praising mother earth, than they do
learning American and world history, or math, or physics.



We can't worry about Islamic fascist terrorism being a real
problem, but, we're supposed to fret over 1 sheet of toilet paper.
No wonder the terrorists laugh at us...they're plotting ways to kill
civilans, take over regions of the world with a political jihad, and
we're worrying about plastic bags, polar bears on 1/1,000,000th less
ice than 50 years ago, and toilet paper strips. Ugh.

Having said all that, old Karl Rove should have just laughed off
her Press Dinner attempts to talk to him. What a dolt. Have a sense
of humor Karl. Just smile, say, hey, nice to see you. I'll take all that
into consideration, I'm eating right now, see you later. Instead, the guy
went into 'get out of my face' mode. Can't blame him for being paranoid,
who knows what the lefty nuts will do to a guy like Rove. But, lighten up
guy....laugh it off in a public setting.
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I thought she was traveling in a biodiesel bus? Sheryl Crow may not be perfect, buyt there are lefty-tard-hypocritical celebrities far worse than her!

As for Rove, he looks like a total tool/asshole, but Sheryl and Larry David look like troublemakers, so I call that one a draw in the media blame-game.

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Well we know what Sheryl{one sheet per visit}Crow smells like.
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As stupid ideas go, this one is impressively stupid.

What's with all this sudden "Save the planet!" hysteria anyway? Nothing is happening now that hasn't been happening for a while.
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Well, the hotter it gets outside, the less and less these ideas will probably seem so stupid.

I would imagine how the idea of recycling plastic seemed dumb @ one time. The "trouble" in the Mid East let us know why all that damn oil wasted in the 60s was stupid.

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As stupid ideas go, this one is impressively stupid.

What's with all this sudden "Save the planet!" hysteria anyway? Nothing is happening now that hasn't been happening for a while.
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At least not only is she giving money, but she's actually out there trying to make a difference. Is Sheryl Crow going to solve the world's problems with Islamic jihad? No. But she can get people to be more environmentally aware and every little bit helps. At least she's doing something. The Dixie Chicks are big on talk, but what do they really do? And it's easy to just write a check when you have that kind of money. This broad's traveling the US on a bus, that sucks, but she's doing it. Honestly, with all the loser celebrities around today, driving wrong ways on streets, doped up, in and out of rehab, you name it, Sheryl is not bad.

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^ Helen I'd bet that if she were actually a major star rather than a mediocre one, that bus would be the first thing to be upgraded to a jet.

If she's really serious about the environment, she should be touring on a bicycle.

I'll bet she's kicking herself for letting go of Lance Armstrong - they could have gone round on a tandem.
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^ Helen I'd bet that if she were actually a major star rather than a mediocre one, that bus would be the first thing to be upgraded to a jet.

If she's really serious she should be touring on a bicycle.

Had she held onto Lance Armstrong, it could have been a tandem.
I can't believe all the Sheryl hate.

Just some nice lady trying to make a difference.

But when she said to Rove, "you work for me." I would have responded, "Ok, so if I buy a ticket to one of your concerts, I can call the songs you sing?"

I think a little biodiesel bus fumes is worth it if she reaches some of the college kids she's targeting.

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what the hell? 1 sheet of paper? She better be using two ply is all I have to say!

Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine brighter.
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Why is there always a propensity to attack the character of the people who talk about global warming and conservation?

Ok...ok....let's say they're ALL hypocrites, Bono, Gore, and Crow.

Now that that's established, we STILL have the issue.

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