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post #1 of 171 (permalink) Old Apr 19th, 2007, 03:16 PM Thread Starter
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Damn you, you painfully sexy, heterosexual European men! :mad:

LoveFifteen can't handle it any more!

Everywhere he goes in Washington, DC, he meets devastatingly hot European guys of questionable sexual orientation. Is this super-hot, slender World Bank staffer with the tailored shirt and expensive shoes inviting me to a Happy Hour because he's a deliciously-endowed power top or because he's Italian?!

Is this cute Polish guy with the radiant smile starting up a conversation with me at the gym and then giving me his e-mail address because he just started working at the embassy and he's looking for local friends, or because he saw my ass flexing on the eliptical and knows I could rock his world?!

Damn you, you metrosexual European hotties! Stop messing with LoveFifteen's heart and mind! You know you're my weakness so please stop being so cruel.
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In love with some Europeans, Jonathan ?

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Know your real ennemies : don't let you fool by the mainstream media : They are full time LIARS ! NEVER trust the government !

BNP Paribas, JP Morgan, Lagardere are criminals : WAKE UP !
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European men are your weakness? What does that say about you as a blackman? do you not find yourself attractive?

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European men are your weakness? What does that say about you as a blackman? do you not find yourself attractive?





I'm a Hingis fan white!



P.S. Now that you know I'm white, are you going to be a lot more offended by some of my natural avatars?
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European men are your weakness? What does that say about you as a blackman? do you not find yourself attractive?
*DEATH*
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I'm a Hingis fan white!
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I'm a Hingis fan white!



P.S. Now that you know I'm white, are you going to be a lot more offended by some of my natural avatars?
Blackman...as in thats what you said your last name was...

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I think black guys are hot- especially ne-yo
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There, there, dear.

There are no truly heterosexual European men.

There are just European men who haven't met YOU yet

(go for it - buzz is you're only 2 converts away from a new capuccino maker)

Reason is poor propaganda when opposed by the yammering, unceasing lies of shrewd and evil and self-serving men.
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I think black guys are hot- especially ne-yo
Ne-Yo....:barf:

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Although my sexual orientation is not in question, I still appreciate your ability to recognize European mens' sex appeal. You R not the only 1.
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There, there, dear.

There are no truly heterosexual European men.

There are just European men who haven't met YOU yet

(go for it - buzz is you're only 2 converts away from a new capuccino maker)
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I like tyson too-and gael monfils and T.I and many more!
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Although my sexual orientation is not in question, I still appreciate your ability to recognize European mens' sex appeal. You R not the only 1.

I'm sorry...the jigg is up...when are you gonna march proudly out that closet?

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