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Ok so me and this girl have been taking for a while and you know we obviously we liked each other but i didnt ask her out because she was dating someone else and i was respecting that. So I went to visit my family in england for two weeks and during that time she broke up with the guy she was dating and one of my so called good friends told her i liked this other girl that i dont and this mutha fucker knows this, me and this other girl have known each other since we where 7 and where just good friends thats it. So the girl I liked just sorta figured that I had given up on her and moved on and My friend asked her out and now their dating, and now I'm ready to kick somebody ass right NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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dude you're fucked
but i'd talk to the chick and explain everything to her,you never know

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you must plot ways to break them up and secretly make his life miserable

Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine brighter.
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Make him cheat on her by putting libido enhancers in his drink and make sure she witnesses it.




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1. Go eat a lot of spicy Mexican food.

2. Get a bowl.

3. Pour in some chocolate, butter, eggs, sugar, flour, vanilla, and salt.

4. Take a big dump in the bowl.

5. Mix well.

6. Bake for 12-14 minutes.

7. Give the new couple a nice batch of brownies to show them how happy you are for them.
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Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine brighter.
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drop a home pregnancy test box in his bathroom trash can.

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I know! Most people don't put salt in their brownies, but I swear it makes them better!
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dude you're fucked
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drop a home pregnancy test box in his bathroom trash can.
No, throw away the entire thing. Make sure someone pregnant takes it first.


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OMG this guy totally screwed you over

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that's what I call friendship
poor you
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post #15 of 61 (permalink) Old Apr 14th, 2007, 11:32 PM
 
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So she ditched her boyfriend, got over you and found someone new in less than two weeks ?

At her pace they'll probably split in a week so don't worry.

Either that or they'll be engaged in which case it's too late to worry.
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