Re: Heather Mills -- on Dancing with the Stars?? (US)
I bet she has a nightmare of a time getting on planes. "No, I'm sorry ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to pack that in your luggage to be checked in. No, we can't make any exceptions. What if there was a bomb in it? Okay, now I just have to ask you a few questions. Did you pack this leg yourself? Has anyone tampered with your leg since you packed it? Has anyone asked you to carry anything in your leg for them?"