Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Great Northwoods
Re: Anybody ever had a pregnancy scare?
I caught my profile in the mirror one time and said, "Holy fuck!! Jesus, Mary and Joseph.....I'm pregnant!!!
Then I remembered that I'm a man.
"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain
"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken