Re: Anybody ever had a pregnancy scare?
I caught my profile in the mirror one time and said, "Holy fuck!! Jesus, Mary and Joseph.....I'm pregnant!!!
Then I remembered that I'm a man.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking fuck, fuck, FUCK!" - Anastasia Myskina
"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken