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Songs and Singers That Will Never Succed

My own joke thread

Put a real song to a player or mix up letters to create another song similar to the original (write the original song after that) like me!!!

Serena Williams - "All that Ass" (All that Jazz - Chicago), "My Hump" (Black Eyed Peas).

Justine Henin - Hardenne - "Mr. Melody" (Natalie Cole).

Vera Zvonareva - "No More Tears" (Barbra Streisand with Donna Summer)

Amelie Mauresmo - "It's Raining Girls" (It's raining men - Aretha Franklin), "Pretty Woman" (Roy Orbison)

Maria Sharapova - "I'm Beatiful" (You're Beatiful - James Blunt)

Svetlana Kuznetsova - "Bootylicius" (Destiny's Child)


LEGEND. Nicole. Caro. Aga. Sloane. Taylor.
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sharapova aint bueatiful
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Re: Songs and Singers That Will Never Succed

Prince - "The Most Beautiful Man in the World." Talking about James Blake, of course.
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Re: Songs and Singers That Will Never Succed

Martina Hingis - Promiscuous Girl

Elena Dementieva - Ace, Ace, Baby (by Vanilla Ace)

Jan Michael Gambill - Ring of Fire

Serena Williams - My Fart Will Go On
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Beauty's Only Skin Deep
The Temptations

So in love, sad as could be
'Cause a pretty face got the best of me.
Suddenly, you came into my life
And gave it meaning and pure delight.
Now, good looks, I've learned to do without.
'Cause now I know it's love that really counts.

'Cause I know that...
Beauty's only skin deep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know that...
Beauty's only skin deep, yes indeed.

Now you speak your words warm and sincere.
And let's me know that your love is near.
A pretty face you may not possess
But what I like about you is your tenderness.
A pretty face maybe some guys taste
But I'll take lovin' in it's place.

'Cause I know that...
Beauty's only skin deep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you know that...
Beauty's only skin deep, oh baby, oh yeah.
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Re: Songs and Singers That Will Never Succed

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Prince - "The Most Beautiful Man in the World." Talking about James Blake, of course.

Totally agree with you!!

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Re: Songs and Singers That Will Never Succed

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Schiavone-Promiscous
hah

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Nadia Petrova - Stick Wit U

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Martina Hingis - Promiscuous Girl

Elena Dementieva - Ace, Ace, Baby (by Vanilla Ace)

Jan Michael Gambill - Ring of Fire

Serena Williams - My Fart Will Go On


excellent

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Svetlana Kuznetsova - Maneater

Justine & Pierre - The Boy Is Mine

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one that would work

Maria Sharapova - It's Oh So Quiet

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