Oh I so love Derek. He's my alter-ego. When I go completely bonkers I'm going to walk into travel agents with a rubber 'bald' mask on and say, "Err details dear, yes dear" (I'm tempted to at work when answering phones!), or plonk my 'gentleman's sponge bag' on the counter while I offer my discreet advice, dear, and raise my arms in the air to YMCA in a most manly fashion. I've already started telling people "Mother and I had a little day out!"
"Lock's wonkey, so I'm keeping dixy!" -- love it!! haha.
I swear I've met this guy somewhere before. I used to work for someone and if I'd ever so much as 'insinuated' he was gay, he would have cocked his head just like that, jerked it from side to side so that his neck went all flabby and asked how very dare I and declared he'd never heard the like, never in all his born!
Last edited by Steffica Greles; Apr 9th, 2007 at 04:49 PM.
Bring back the 70s and 80s - British comedy has sunk to a new low with this unfunny and repetitive woman and those similarly worthless Little Britain posers.
What a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin liberty!
Catherine Tate is SOooooo talented. It's just a shame a lot of the writing on her show isn't er quite good enough.
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If I could just go back... if I could rub everything out... starting with myself.
"Her enduring legacy is far more emotional, instead of statistical..."
"To watch Arantxa Sanchez Vicario play tennis was to rediscover the reason why we fell in love with the game in the first place."