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Sally Struthers on Jimmy Kimmel!

Sally, you didn't tell us about your big booking. Hell, I can't get on any of those nightly talk shows anymore unless one of the twins writes a tell-all trashing me like "Helen Dearest" or something.

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Sally, you didn't tell us about your big booking. Hell, I can't get on any of those nightly talk shows anymore unless one of the twins writes a tell-all trashing me like "Helen Dearest" or something.

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WHAT A BABE!
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WHAT A BABE!
I like how a comedy veteran like Sally still has it against the latest crop of bimbos.

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I like how a comedy veteran like Sally still has it against the latest crop of bimbos.
I also like her stance against any type of plastic surgery ! Who needs all of those bo-toxed up Joan Collins types when you have SALLY STRUTHERS AU' NATURAL
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I also like her stance against any type of plastic surgery ! Who needs all of those bo-toxed up Joan Collins types when you have SALLY STRUTHERS AU' NATURAL
Hon, no slagging on my buddy Sal, but it's easy to blow off plastic surgery when you're obese, the fat fills in all the wrinkles!

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Hon, no slagging on my buddy Sal, but it's easy to blow off plastic surgery when you're obese, the fat fills in all the wrinkles!
So true... look how good
Shelley Winters looked in her later life
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So true... look how good
Shelley Winters looked in her later life
Is it just me, or is Rosanne totally hot and doable these days?

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I'm riding the high of my Hallmark movie baby! You have to cash in while you can. Hel, did you see that it premiered at #6 on the cable ratings last week? Jimmy payed me ok too which was a plus but we had some creative differences. At one point I was ready to storm off the set, but Jimmy sat me down and stroked my huge ego a bit telling me that they couldn't do it without me. He slipped me a big check under the table too. How could I resist?
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I'm riding the high of my Hallmark movie baby! You have to cash in while you can. Hel, did you see that it premiered at #6 on the cable ratings last week? Jimmy payed me ok too which was a plus but we had some creative differences. At one point I was ready to storm off the set, but Jimmy sat me down and stroked my huge ego a bit telling me that they couldn't do it without me. He slipped me a big check under the table too. How could I resist?
If I was you, hon, I'd have foregone him slipping you the big check and demanded he slip you something else. Jimmy's kind of sexy!

I'm jealous as hell about your Hallmark movie, hon, I have to admit it, but I'm glad it did well. Cable movies are the best because people have to pay to see it, so it's just like making a real movie. They sent me a script where I have to play a manic-depressive in the boobie hatch and go topless to seduce a female guard to escape, and that's just in the first hour. I'm thinking about doing it now that you're had your Hallmark success!

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Well done Sal. Good to see you on late night chat shows again. I don't think you've been on one since you were on The Late Show with Joan Rivers on Fox back in the 1980s. I think you stepped in and did 14 nights in a row when no one else would touch that sinking ship of a show. I still blame Carson!

Shame you only got on Jimmy Kimmel though, Sal. No one watches that show. A horse shitting on a parade route has a bigger followng than Jimmy Kimmel. I stole that last line from Lisa Lampanelli but let's face it, I'm due. That bitch has been stealing from me for years!

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Well done Sal. Good to see you on late night chat shows again. I don't think you've been on one since you were on The Late Show with Joan Rivers on Fox back in the 1980s. I think you stepped in and did 14 nights in a row when no one else would touch that sinking ship of a show. I still blame Carson!

Shame you only got on Jimmy Kimmel though, Sal. No one watches that show. A horse shitting on a parade route has a bigger followng than Jimmy Kimmel. I stole that last line from Lisa Lampanelli but let's face it, I'm due. That bitch has been stealing from me for years!
Joan, does that include all the Black men she sleeps with?

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Joan, does that include all the Black men she sleeps with?
No that stuff is hers. Let's face it, who else would even wanna use it? I think the only black men she's had are Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder though.....

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Joan, I think you should do a TV movie about the making of the Joan Rivers Show and about your life in general. Melissa could play the present you as you reminisce about the past. I could play the part of the EMT crew that came to revive Edgar after he offed himself. I'm not sure where Helen fits in but she's a crowd drawer so she has to have a role somewhere.
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Joan...I loved your specail on Bravo...I was in my bed rolling with laughter...That bit about your mother in law and the bit about Melissa turning down Playboy was just...

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