Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A galaxy far, far away...
Re: Pregnant' man fined in court
Moron lassos stork!
Even funnier would have been if the dumbass didn't know his girlfriend was pregnant, and only found out after his fraud was exposed!
Café Parisien Manager at the WTA's flagship: SS Dementieva.
Russian Aphrodite, ye of the golden smile...and tender lips
Modern day Helen of Troy: No need to launch 1,000 ships
to inspire our hearts to vibrate in unison...together as one
as you gracefully criss-cross 'round the court...to conquer # 1
Can you hear the Seraphim Chorus joyously chanting:
"Lovely Lena, the Slams are soon a-coming"
Even the Heavenly Realm has taken notice
how thy on-court passion--and off-court kindness,
rekindles hope in the sublime, my Earthly Princess;
ˇVamos Rafa! Come on Lleyton! Don't let yourselves be Fed-erized!
Fave Flicks: It's a Wonderful Life, Love Actually, Star Wars OT.