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Pregnant' man fined in court

From correspondents in Johannesburg
November 28, 2006
A SOUTH African man was fined by a local court overnight for taking time off from work and trying to cover it with a fake gynaecologist's certificate attesting he was pregnant and needed a week off.

A magistrate's court in Vereeniging, near Johannesburg, fined 27-year-old Charles Sibindana 1000 rand ($180) for the brazen forgery, the SAPA news agency reported.

Sibindana stole a medical certificate from a health centre used by his pregnant girlfriend, but was apparently unaware that only women consulted gynaecologists.

Magistrate Bruno Van Eeden jokingly warned Sibindana "not to walk around faking sick letters from gynaecologists".

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Would you really want someone THAT stupid working for you
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Moron lassos stork!

Even funnier would have been if the dumbass didn't know his girlfriend was pregnant, and only found out after his fraud was exposed!

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Aw, hell naw! Damn, he stupid.

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