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Found myself in a position when I got home tonight. Lovely guy but turned up. I've been here 3 days and caught him in a web wank "I think"

Undies missing, 3 days knowing him, infront of a screen.

Lovely guy so won't speak of it again to him, been an awesome flatty. (no he isn't gay you poachers!).

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Found myself in a position when I got home tonight. Lovely guy but turned up. I've been here 3 days and caught him in a web wank "I think"

Undies missing, 3 days knowing him, infront of a screen.

Lovely guy so won't speak of it again to him, been an awesome flatty. (no he isn't gay you poachers!).

must be that it's early in the morning... so you walk on someone doing a webwank? Oh god...that must have been awkward
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Found myself in a position when I got home tonight. Lovely guy but turned up. I've been here 3 days and caught him in a web wank "I think"

Undies missing, 3 days knowing him, infront of a screen.

Lovely guy so won't speak of it again to him, been an awesome flatty. (no he isn't gay you poachers!).
English is a wondrous and variable thing. It only took me 3 reads to get it.
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English is a wondrous and variable thing. It only took me 3 reads to get it.
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English is a wondrous and variable thing. It only took me 3 reads to get it.
I still don't What is a WEB wank?

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did you see if he had a nice dongle?















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i don't get what he said until i read M2k post
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old Nov 26th, 2006, 09:01 PM
 
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I still don't What is a WEB wank?
Escape now before it's too late.

There's still time for you to lead an uncorrupted normal life if you stop entering WTAworld non-tennis from now.

That's what I would say if I believed you for a second .
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Escape now before it's too late.

There's still time for you to lead an uncorrupted normal life if you stop entering WTAworld non-tennis from now.

That's what I would say if I believed you for a second .
Don't get me wrong, I know what a wank is But a WEB wank? That's either he's wanking with someone on a webcam or he's watching porn on the internet

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^ I knew it was too late to save you - I should have known by the Justine avatar .

I'd say ask the thread starter of the exact meaning but I don't reckon we'd understand the answer .

at Kirt.
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^ I knew it was too late to save you - I should have known by the Justine avatar .

I'd say ask the thread starter of the exact meaning but I don't reckon we'd understand the answer .

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Finally I undestand what www actually means: Wiener Wanking Web.

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