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I'm a hot sex machine who likes to strip...;)

Pick the First Letter of Your First Name:

A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name)

A-beauty queen
B- Babe
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-sex god
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

This is funny!!

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

Career Grand Slam in your 20s? Been there done that. Career golden slam your 30s?
There's only 1.
Serena.
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Re: I'm a hot sex machine who likes to strip...;)

Imma very sexy alcoholic who everyone wants to fuck.

Women's tennis sucks.
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Career Grand Slam in your 20s? Been there done that. Career golden slam your 30s?
There's only 1.
Serena.
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I'm a fabulous alcoholic who gives great head.

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im a "pretty sex machine who's good with my hands"

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i'm a popular beauty queen who everyone wants to fuck (so true)
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Re: I'm a hot sex machine who likes to strip...;)

I am a Dyke Retard Who likes it in the butt ( i think this one was made for DutchiGirl ) lolololol!!!!! j/k !

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im a pretty pornstar who is a beast in bed
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I am a Dyke Retard Who like it in the butt ( i think this one was made for DutchiGirl ) lolololol!!!!! j/k
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Imma very sexy alcoholic who everyone wants to fuck.

Trash...

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I'm a pretty popular Jackass who's good with my hands.

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"I'm a pretty bitch who everyone want to fuck.."

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I'm a slutty obsesser who will do anything for sex
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Re: I'm a hot sex machine who likes to strip...;)

I'm a slutty girl who likes to strip.


These things are soooo stupid, I don't know why they crack me up every time, and I love them.
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I'm an emotional cry-baby who wears big sunglasses.
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