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Describe THE PERFECT mate for you

If you had to describe the PERFECT person for you what would they look like?

Race
Eye color
Hair (color, length, texture, face *if male*)
Body Build (Height, Weight, etc.)
Age
Misc.(personality, hobbies, religion etc.)

My perfect mate:
Race: Black (medium brown complextion)
Eye Color: Bold Brown
Hair: Black, Short, Waves (mustache and gotee)
Body Build:6'2, 185, Lean/thin athletic (nice chest, arms,6 pack *usually skinny men naturally have em* muscular booty, moderate body hair, 9.5" thick cut you know whut )
Age: 29
Misc: Very masculine, like movies, videogames, sports, American *east coast NY or Jersey style..they luv southern boys like me *, Christian (baptist), Versatile *sexually* non smoker, social drinker, College Educated, Employed, own place and car.

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Re: Describe THE PERFECT mate for you

Mate = lover?

My perfect mate:

Race: Tanned/dark.
Eye Color: Dark.
Hair: Dark, short. Long/mini dreads.
Body Build: Slim.
Age: 19/20.
Misc: Honest. Kind. Lots of stuff in common with me. Good education. Good teeth. Nice smile. Can hold a conversation. Works hard, plays harder.

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Race : Eastern/Northern European
Eye color : bleue or green
Hair (color, length, texture, face *if male*) : mid-long blond hair
Body Build (Height, Weight, etc.) : not too tall, slim
Age : 22-26
Misc.(personality, hobbies, religion etc.) "Crazy Sexy Cool" (for the TLC fan's), but most of all Crazy, tennis fan is a plus, not driven by any religion if possible...

This can't last. This misery can't last. I must remember that and try to control myself. Nothing lasts really. Neither happiness nor despair. Not even life lasts very long. There'll come a time in the future when I shan't mind about this anymore, when I can look back and say quite peacefully and cheerfully how silly I was. No, no, I don't want that time to come ever. I want to remember every minute, always, always to the end of my days.
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anything, because there are so many good looking guys out there. blacks, whites, indians, chinese, fake blondes with black facial hair, red heads with a tan...

as long as they're not stick thin or massively fat (i'm talking john candy fat and john stevens skinny (u know, the dude from american idol), needs to have good personal hygiene, have respect for women, not a law-breaker, not poor, and work a proper job for a living, i'm game.


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Well, I think I already found him...

32 (never married, no children)
Caucasian
Black hair, hazel eyes
6'0", 180, muscular
Came employed without a lot of personal baggage.
Sends flowers and dines out without cueing.
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perferably 6'+ but I'll take a 5'11 if I must
white, shaggy hair, dark brown hair, dark blue eyes (I'm starting to not realli mind the colour of the eyes anymore), tall, toned/medium built, plays the guitar, funni, A&F/Hollister/sufer/boarder dresser, listens to good music, has his own car, knows me well without me saying anything. doesnt follow the crowd realli. mature, but still kids around, basically not a childish immature prick. 20-22yrs old. I'll say 19 or 18 only if they're mature and not like an immature child.

I'm superficial and materialistic I kno but it doesnt neccessary mean I get what I want.

"whoever said that money can't buy happiness, clearly didn't kno where to shop"
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short
black hair
green eyes
big ears
affectionate
doesn't talk much
doesn't smell
likes sleeping
GSOH
flexible
athletic
hairy legs
enjoys tinned meats
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Female who wants to marry and have kids

Race: Jewish or half Jewish
Eye color: Any
Hair: Any but must be LONG
Body Build: Shorter than 5'7 not overweight just normal
Age: Younger than me
Misc.(personality, hobbies, religion etc.): Shares the same interests as me (arts/sciences), adventurous, outgoing, fun. Likes to travel, learn foreign languages etc...

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Well that leaves me out.
Well, it leaves me in.

BUT, I'm not one to pick my friend's pockets, soooooo, I'm going to back verrrrrrry slowly out of this thread, 'kay Rockie?
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Well, it leaves me in.

BUT, I'm not one to pick my friend's pockets, soooooo, I'm going to back verrrrrrry slowly out of this thread, 'kay Rockie?
Don't let anybody ever tell you that you are not a very sharp inteligent man.
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Re: Describe THE PERFECT mate for you

I can describe the perfect mate for me with two words: MY WIFE.

"He who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor from the Lord." -- Proverbs 18:22

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard." -- Herb Brooks

"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." -- Muhammad Ali
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