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Beyonce takes a trip to Brokeback Mountain



Beyonce and Eva Longoria will play lovers in the Victorian drama "Tipping The Velvet".

Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water's novel about sexual repression to the big screen and wants Beyonce and Eva to take the roles of 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lover Nan Astley. According to the New York Daily News the film is "graphically saucy." The BBC.
television adaptation caused outrage for years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys
Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start. "We've had Brokeback Mountain so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment," said Beyonce.


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The bbc did this already. Criiiinge

Here's a French and Saunders parody.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR65woQfLbg
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The bbc did this already. Criiiinge

Here's a French and Saunders parody.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR65woQfLbg
That's the first thing I thought.
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That is sexy on so many levels.
I don't care if it gets the worst reviews in the history of movies, I'm still seeing that shit.
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I thought Beyonce was against the whole gay thing...I thought she even made some homophobic remarks in the past
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I dont like Beyonce at all but the thought of Eva Longoria in a lesbian movie makes my heart stop

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they are obsessed with making those bitches lighter than they actually are.
but yeah, that's hot...only if they have a full blown sex scene

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Halle fucking Berry and Eva i'll take anytime

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She did and she is. This is just a PR thing and I'm not buying it.

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I don't think either of them would make a very convincing 19th century Londoner - and not just because of their races and accents. If you want to make a lesbian film with them in it you could at least set it in space or something.

PS: the BBC version was about as raunchy as a pair of frigid asexuals birdwatching in Siberia in the middle of winter.
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PS: the BBC version was about as raunchy as a pair of frigid asexuals birdwatching in Siberia in the middle of winter.
That's, ah, er, wow.

Maybe that's why Sofia wants to remake it? The original wasn't hot enough for her.
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Eva Longoria and Beyonce do not exactly scream Victorian to me. Alex Kingston OTOH...




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She did and she is. This is just a PR thing and I'm not buying it.
cuz being gay is the "in" thing now.

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Eva Longoria and Beyonce do not exactly scream Victorian to me. Alex Kingston OTOH...
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But who would we pair her with?
Maybe Uma Thurman, Kate Blanchet, Kate Winslet, or Liv Tyler.
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Why does she want to star these two heffers? I think Sofia would be better off having some sisters do the part.

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