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Britney Spears is Almost a Porn Star

K-Fed threatens to sell honeymoon sex tapes

News of the World is reporting that Kevin Federline is threatening to sell a four hour long sex tape, which the couple made on their honeymoon, to a company in Arizona for $50 million in a last ditch attempt to milk every penny he can from Britney Spears. Ever the gentleman, Federline is willing to sell the tape to Spears for $30 million and full custody of the couple's two children.


Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts. The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games...Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."


Yes, watching this would be devastating. I'd rather watch a video of Jigsaw telling me about the thing around my neck than watch K-Fed bury his face in this.
My penis just told me it would crawl back up inside me and stop my heart after about two seconds just for spite. And that no one would hear me scream.

I'm not young enough to know everything.

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Ooh, classy move! I am loving this whole thing, it is so scandalous not even a tabloid gossip column could dream it up! I hope he releases the tape, for the benefit of the whole world... and I hope she keeps the kids and never releases another record.
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this keeps getting better

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Isn't blackmail illegal?

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Re: K-Fed threatens to release the Britney Spears honeymoon sex tape

As much as I love Britney, what "image" left does she need to uphold? I mean sure a sex tape is shameful, but I believe her comeback will be so big that everyone is gonna forget about it.

Of course, I would strongly prefer that the tape doesn't get released.

But it also goes to show what type of a guy KFed is, or rather to exacerbate our pre-conceived notions of this asshole.

All I want is Britney to get everything she deserves. Her entire fortune, minus the 50% she earned while they were married, keep her kids, and reign the pop world again, and to find true love.

And if your life were gold, how long do you think you'd stay living?
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"Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image " I love ya brit but i think you holesome image was destroyed a loooong time ago, is this from a tabloid

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Why does Kevin want to raise his kids by Britney and not the ones he had with his previous girlfriend?
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cos hel be able to sell pictures of them throughout their lives
sorry to say she deserves it for not realising what an idiot he was from the start
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They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess. They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever.
Somehow I just can't picture either of them playing chess

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this saga just gets classier by the day.
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"Wholesome image"
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I'm getting bored with the Paris Hilton video
I hope this one will be published soon...
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Why does Kevin want to raise his kids by Britney and not the ones he had with his previous girlfriend?
Because the only way he can get money off of Britney is to havesole custody of the children. And plus his 2 sons with Britney are worth more money than his previous children on account of their mum being a multimillionaress.

This whole situation will work out brilliantly for Britney because everyone seems to be on her side because we have seen what a complete scumbag Kevin.

I can't wait until he starts going on 'celebrity' reality TV shows, in attempts to save his 15 minutes, because that's going to be the only way as his 'rap' career has failed before it started. He couldn't even make the top 150
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Isn't blackmail illegal?
Exactly. That guy will end up in jail within a year...if not for this... then for some other physco event
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