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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:51 PM Thread Starter
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Why I HATE Jessica Simpson

She has officially butchered:

1. Take My Breath Away

2. These Boots Were Made for Walking

3. Another Song I can't remember that was famous

4. Public Affairs AKA "Holiday" (what a terrible rip-off)

In conclusion Jessica Simpson has actually dipped below her idiotic (and ugly) sister Ashlee who should be shot for her poser image...
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3) You Spin Me Round (like A Record)

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i can't believe straight guys find her attractive, she looks like the bug from a bug's life

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Jessica is so

Supporting:
Serena "Making Threats" Williams
Venus "Always Injured" Williams
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well if the jessica simpson looks like someting in a bugs life than i guess i'll will be turn on by the things in that movie cause she is hot, fucking hot, un-godly hot, boobs that big and they are real, shit that is a gift from god that all man should be thankful for
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Jessica is hot



you people

Walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
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She has officially butchered:

3. Another Song I can't remember that was famous
"Angels" by Robbie Williams. She made a great song sound shit.
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Originally Posted by Conchi Party
She has officially butchered:

1. Take My Breath Away

2. These Boots Were Made for Walking

3. Another Song I can't remember that was famous

4. Public Affairs AKA "Holiday" (what a terrible rip-off)

In conclusion Jessica Simpson has actually dipped below her idiotic (and ugly) sister Ashlee who should be shot for her poser image...
yup, she did butchered it but i hate her sister more

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post #9 of 18 (permalink) Old Aug 23rd, 2006, 03:00 AM
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i actually think her version of these songs is better the than the original in every case.
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post #10 of 18 (permalink) Old Aug 23rd, 2006, 03:05 AM
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i like her remakes

Sam Stosur - Casey Dellacqua
Marion Bartoli - Serena Williams
Jelena Dokic

Vladimira Uhlirova
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mmm shes alright...her music is shit but shes alright haha her sisters a dog...cant sing AND looks stupid

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post #12 of 18 (permalink) Old Aug 23rd, 2006, 01:19 PM
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mmm shes alright...her music is shit but shes alright haha her sisters a dog...cant sing AND looks stupid
but believe it or not, her sister sells more records


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she definitely butchered "these boots are made for walking"

my mam was devastated
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post #14 of 18 (permalink) Old Aug 23rd, 2006, 01:59 PM
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I don't hate her, but if she got run over by a bus or some nut cut off her head and buried it in a paint bucket in his backyard, I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

Whitney Houston and her receipts:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthrea...17447&page=324
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Her remakes may not be as good as the originals, but they're not that awful either.

1. Venus Williams
2. Na Li
3. Serena Williams
4. Jelena Jankovic
5. Ai Sugiyama
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