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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old Aug 17th, 2006, 01:38 PM Thread Starter
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I think I may have mental problems.. =(

Over the course of the past year, I have grown quite concerned of my mental state. I have days of pure genius, where other times I feel as though I am of retardation. I printed out many copies of ":retard:" (myself) and made a homemade wallpaper in my room. I feel as though he's my savior.

Anyway..

My theory is.. that there are a rare breed of armadillo on the island of St. Lucia that are currently plotting their escape to the Americas. I believe the next Carnival Cruise that goes there will be hijacked by the killer armadillos and set sail towards my homecountry.

This isn't the worst part though. It turns out that these armadillos carry a disease, a disease that is SO detrimental, that only I could know how scary it would be to the world. If you get bitten by this armadillo, you slowly transform into the last food you ate. Some people will be turning into pastries, some into hamburgers, some into pasta, some into spooge..

This is where cannabalism takes its course. People will begin eating each other in hopes that they will transform INTO humans and stay the same.

This is just my theory on the subject, so please don't be alarmed. I'm sure there will be more news coming on the topic in the following months, but for now.. just be aware.
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sounds perfectly healthy to me.
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post #3 of 36 (permalink) Old Aug 17th, 2006, 01:57 PM
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you should seek counseling to better address your issues and concerns.

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So, if the armadillo bites you, does that mean you'll turn into nothing?

Just kidding. I had to ask...
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So, if the armadillo bites you, does that mean you'll turn into nothing?

Just kidding. I had to ask...

I will actually turn into a Maximum Strength Ex-Lax Stimulant Laxative capsule.
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I guess some people will be turning into pussies.

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I'm an expert at this sort of thing. You suffer from internet messageboard trollitis
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I'm an expert at this sort of thing. You suffer from internet messageboard trollitis
you are indeed an expect on trollitis.

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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I'm an expert at this sort of thing. You suffer from internet messageboard trollitis

ya know!! This dude needs to get away from the computer PERIOD. Go out for some fresh air already Oh, I am originally from St Lucia and I hope this rare breed of armadillo bite you for real

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*Whew* I'm glad I'm not the only one with that premonition.

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Yes, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, u are perfectly normal! Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm, goodbye?
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