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Jay Leno - The Tonight Show

Last night on Jay Leno he made the following jokes: Would you consider them in bad taste or offensive?

Oxygen Network did a survey. The question was asked to women, which would you rather have a diamond necklace or a big screen plasma TV. Over 60 percent of the women picked the plasma TV. His punch line........... What do you call theses women.............LESBIANS!


Kevin Federline and Ruben Studdard will be collaborating on an album. The name of the Album will be............ Punch line....... K-Fed & Over-Fed!

Lastly, Paris Hilton said in an interview that she was paid $100k to attend the party of a 16 year old girl because the girl idolized her. His punch line... If you have a daughter who idolized Paris instead of paying Paris you should use the money to get the help your daughter so desperately needs.
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1 and 3 are funny; #2 is a stinker.
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All three are stupid.

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This is exactly why I prefer Letterman!
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The second one was the funniest. But I never watch Leno or Letterman. Its like Letterman has the same 10 jokes that he's been telling for the past 20 years. Yawn!
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Letterman is a freak. I prefer Jay, though I've long stopped watching any of these late night shows.
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all three jokes are chaarming

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This is exactly why I prefer Letterman!
(Except when he was so far up Oprah ass he could see her colon )

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(Except when he was so far up Oprah ass he could see her colon )
Yeah! I miss the Oprah bashing!
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their jokes. not really that funny but still a little funny.

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they are kinda funny.

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no i don't consider them offensive, compared to most comdey their nothing
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