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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2006, 10:55 PM Thread Starter
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I need some advice. Help needed.

I have a booger and it needs pickin. Should I just stick me finger up and have a right pick at it. Or should I go get a hankerchief?
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It depends, do you like to eat it, or not? If so, use your finger. If not, use a Kleenex.

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It depends, do you like to eat it, or not? If so, use your finger. If not, use a Kleenex.

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it's more satisfying to use your hand, but it's probably better to use a tissue.

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Oh just stick your finger up and dig it out.
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It depends, do you like to eat it, or not? If so, use your finger. If not, use a Kleenex.
I did try once. I was curious how it tasted. So I picked one, rolled it around for around 5 minutes until it lost all it's elasticity then started chewing on it. After about ten seconds I just swallowed.

I enjoy rolling them around , then if they're quite larger breaking it up into small pieces and flciking them. Then I come across small pieces, all dried-up lying on the computer desk or stuck to the wall.
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I did try once. I was curious how it tasted. So I picked one, rolled it around for around 5 minutes until it lost all it's elasticity then started chewing on it. After about ten seconds I just swallowed.

I enjoy rolling them around , then if they're quite larger breaking it up into small pieces and flciking them. Then I come across small pieces, all dried-up lying on the computer desk or stuck to the wall.
Did you tell it before you ate it that you loved it, or were you too scared?

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I eat mine all the time, sometimes there's nowhere else to put them.
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It depends, do you like to eat it, or not? If so, use your finger. If not, use a Kleenex.

When I opened this thread, I thought it was the one where the guy was asking for advice about how to kiss his girlfriend......and this was the first think I saw! Seriously!! I thought, "What the hell is Helen talking aout??!!??"

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this is so stupid but i cant stop laughing
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When I opened this thread, I thought it was the one where the guy was asking for advice about how to kiss his girlfriend......and this was the first think I saw! Seriously!! I thought, "What the hell is Helen talking aout??!!??"
The statement might be adaptable to the other situation as well!

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I eat mine all the time, sometimes there's nowhere else to put them.
Underneath the top on which the computer sits. That's where I plank many of them now. I painted the walls white in this rooms. Looking around I spot some.
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When I opened this thread, I thought it was the one where the guy was asking for advice about how to kiss his girlfriend......and this was the first think I saw! Seriously!! I thought, "What the hell is Helen talking aout??!!??"
if you people could see how hard i'm laughing right now
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I have a booger and it needs pickin. Should I just stick me finger up and have a right pick at it. Or should I go get a hankerchief?


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It depends, do you like to eat it, or not? If so, use your finger. If not, use a Kleenex.

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