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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old Jul 14th, 2006, 06:16 PM Thread Starter
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Woman Asks 911 to Send 'Cutie Pie' Deputy

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ALOHA, Ore. - A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right _ a court date.

The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.

Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.

"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."

After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?"

The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.

Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason.

"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old Jul 14th, 2006, 06:26 PM
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I could see doing that myself if I'd had a couple of drinks.

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The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail.


This doesn't surprise me though - I remember reading somewhere a few years ago about some woman who dialled 999 to get the police operator to tell her son to eat his dinner .
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ok my personal favorite, this woman called 911 over a taco. turn up your sound and enjoy the madness of stupid people.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/taco911.html

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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less funny
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bk.html

but still sound up, enjoy the madness of stupid people with access to 911.

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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ok my personal favorite, this woman called 911 over a taco. turn up your sound and enjoy the madness of stupid people.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/taco911.html
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S.O.S. please someone help me. Its not healthy for me to feel this
Y.O.U. are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right

[Bridge]
This time please some cute cop come and rescue me
Cause you or my mind got me dialing 911
I'm lost you got me lookin for the rest of me (just testing me) but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me cause you or my mind got me losing it
I'm lost you got me looking for the rest of me, got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

[Verse 2]
Just your presence and I second guess my insanity
Yes its a lesson and its based on my vanity
My tummy's up in knots sone as I see you I get so hot
Common sense if out the door can't seem to find the phone
Take me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
Let me dial 911 and ask for you
Take me I'ma put desire in your arms tonight
I'm out with you, ya got me head over heels
Boy you got me hanging on by the way you make me feel

[Chorus (1x)]
S.O.S. please some cute cop help me. Its not healthy for me to feel this
Y.O.U. are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right

[Bridge]

Boy you know you got me feeling open
And boy your loves enough to make me dial emergency
I said boy I'm feeling you, you got me open
I don't know what to do its true
I'm going to dial it now, 911
S.O.S. please someone help me. Its not healthy for me to feel this
Y.O.U. are making this hard, I want to find that guy
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I'm with her totally.....
the world becomes more and more cruel....
no space for feelings......
This has nothing to do with ignoring feelings. She could have just called the police station. Even small kids know the emergency number is only for just that.... an emergency!
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Oh god...this brings back horrors from working at fast food places long ago x_x

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Oh the stories I could share...

I'm mostly fascinated w/the crazies that call 911. We have this woman who calls like 10 times a day. She just cries and wants us to tell her that we love her. So, I'm all "Yup, Phyllis, I love ya. Now go take a nap." and she does.

We have another reqular who calls to quote bible scripture and complain about the sinful nicotine in the world. She always ends the call "Jesus loves you!". Which is all fine and good save for when she's giving CPR to a dead and bloated racoon on a major interstate.
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