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post #1 of 50 (permalink) Old Jun 30th, 2006, 11:32 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 50 (permalink) Old Jun 30th, 2006, 11:49 PM
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88 is Hel's "Hollywood" age. We'll never know the real number - I know I'm down as 59 on my new Costa Rican birth certificate for example.

Happy Birthday Hel!

Can we talk?!

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post #3 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 12:18 AM
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88. Fuck. She still does it for me. If you look up "Oedipus Complex" in the Columbia Encyclopedia, 6th edition, you'll find my picture right next to a picture of Helen Lawson. I'm not making this up.

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And she's still the hottest poster on the board.

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post #5 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 02:53 AM
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And she's still the hottest poster on the board.
Agreed Hey you better watch it shes mine

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You shut the hell up, you don't know me.! KING, Bow down bitch cause i'm the shit! HOE! I know you see that big ass patch!
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Agreed Hey you better watch it shes mine
Nah. I got dibs.

"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain

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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken
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post #8 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 09:46 AM
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post #9 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 11:00 AM
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Love ya Helen
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post #10 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 11:04 AM
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Happy birthday!

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post #11 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 11:26 AM
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post #12 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 11:43 AM
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Happy Birthday, you old bitch!

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post #14 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 12:59 PM
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Happy Birthday, bitch. Have a good one.

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post #15 of 50 (permalink) Old Jul 1st, 2006, 01:06 PM
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Old Girls finish first. Happy B-Day, Helen
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