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Best Excuse of Being Late for School or Any Random Excuses

Eh. This one was actually written in our Late Book at school. No one actually checks the reasons but meh.

"I was sexually exhusted after a night with your mom"

That guy got a Detention



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I used these ones from time to time back in my day

" I came straight from the hospital, my sister had a baby"
" My sister is surfing the crimson wave and wouldnt get out of the bathroom"
" I dreamed I was early then woke up too early then I went back to sleep"
" I thought it was saturday and didnt realise it was friday"

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'My door lock was broken therefore I couldn't go to school on time/waited someone to help me.'
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" I woke up 30 mins earlier than I usually do, but the traffic was really heavy...and it was really hard to get a ride"
" I burned my uniform while ironing it"
" i had a diarrhea "
" i had a very important thing to print and my printer wasnt working"
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Originally Posted by sala_ryan
" I woke up 30 mins earlier than I usually do, but the traffic was really heavy...and it was really hard to get a ride"
" I burned my uniform while ironing it"
" i had a diarrhea "
" i had a very important thing to print and my printer wasnt working"
lol. i had a diarrhea?
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