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Best Real Life Quotes of All Time.

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My favorite all time quote said by a real person is "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN"
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anything kathy griffin says.

WILLIAMS.
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"I have never, EVER, used steroids!" -- Rafael Palmeiro

"He who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor from the Lord." -- Proverbs 18:22

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard." -- Herb Brooks

"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." -- Muhammad Ali
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Anything Groucho Said

<a href=http://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRxqFQoTCK7shNTZu8gCFQw2PgodXisBWg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fatpbackspin.blogspot.com%2F2007%2F12%2Ftop-10-modern-olympic-tennis-moments.html&bvm=bv.104819420,d.cWw&psig=AFQjCNE-uVO0MZr3SfnqI_iaGaeknDLepA&ust=1444696940981736 target=_blank><img src=http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39938000/jpg/_39938194_capriati203.jpg border=0 alt= /></a>

"Baseball season is here. Baseball is life"!
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But as far as Presidents go, I was around to hear Nixon say: "I am not a crook" on live TV!

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"Baseball season is here. Baseball is life"!
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"Eat something, you skinny bitch!"

-Courtney Love as she follows Kathleen Hanna around poking her

"you're wearing a peal jam shirt. leave now and i'll give you your money back, ok?"

-Courtney again <3

"The judge says I need to go to anger management just because I kicked Nina Gordon's ass, what do you guys think, do I need anger management? If I see any of YOU say yes, I will kick YOUR ass!!"

-Courtney <333


"I don't know any Courtney. I changed my name to a symbol you can't pronounce."

-My personal favorite Courtney quote



"get that laser off my tits or i'm walking off stage asshole"

-CLove!!! <333333
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"I'm going to kick Jay Leno's a**!" -- Arsenio Hall

"He who finds a wife finds a good thing, and obtains favor from the Lord." -- Proverbs 18:22

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard." -- Herb Brooks

"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." -- Muhammad Ali
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"Read My Lips... NO NEW TAXES" - George Bush Sr. (1989)

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"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2005

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2005
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