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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old Jun 17th, 2006, 09:03 PM Thread Starter
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A sneeze is one eighth of an orgasm

sneeze + sneeze + sneeze + sneeze + sneeze + sneeze + sneeze + sneeze = orgasm


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I heard that before.
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I guess i just had a multiple orgasm >> CHEEW!
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A nun once blessed me when I sneezed... Is that some kind of kinky?
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And appranatly if someone strokes the front of your leg starting from the base to your knee that's 1/4 of an orgasm...
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Shiiiiiiiid that's a lie right there....8 sneezes aint shit compared to a orgasm lol....if it was i would walk around with a bottle of pepper to sniff all damn day.

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sneeze x sneeze x sneeze x sneeze x sneeze x sneeze x sneeze x sneeze = orgasm
You suck at maths. You just wrote that a sneeze is the eighth root of an orgasm. If it was one eigth of an orgasm you would have to replace the x's with +'s.
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and I suck at spelling...
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You suck at maths. You just wrote that a sneeze is the eighth root of an orgasm. If it was one eigth of an orgasm you would have to replace the x's with +'s.
ha! *edits*

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I heard that too... from my high school math teacher

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I heard that too... from my high school math teacher
my brother told me it. He said he sneezed, and this 70 year-old woman he works with told him it was 1/8 of an orgasm, lol.

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that's certainly interesting. i'll have to remember that every time I sneez now.
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post #15 of 26 (permalink) Old Jun 18th, 2006, 05:28 AM
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lmao never heard of that..

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