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What Celebrities Would Never Say

Come up with sentences or things that celebrities would never say!

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Anna Nicole:

Wait...do you have a rubber?

Edit: Oh wait...I didn't read the "to the press" part.

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Michael Jackson:

I just met the nicest woman, and she's about my age!

"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain

"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken
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Michael Jackson:

I just met the nicest woman, and she's about my age!

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"I'm gay"

"Child,you really think you're gonna win Roland Garros
with Vera in the draw?"
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Anna Nicole:

Wait...do you have a rubber?

Edit: Oh wait...I didn't read the "to the press" part.
I guess it doesn't have to be "to the press"

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George W. Bush:

"Has anyone seen my Mensa card?"

"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain

"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken
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meyerpl you're good at this

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Micky Rourke:

"Make mine a Pepsi. Nobody likes a drunk."

"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain

"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken
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meyerpl you're good at this
I must spread some reputation around etc. so, thanks!

"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain

"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken
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I must spread some reputation around etc. so, thanks!
Same for me

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Bill Clinton:

"Will ya look at her! Boy, if I wasn't a married man....."

"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain

"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken
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Anna Nicole:

Wait...do you have a rubber?

Edit: Oh wait...I didn't read the "to the press" part.

Good one.

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Billy Joel:

"Would somebody please call me a cab?"

"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain

"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken
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Ok I'm too young to understand these ones

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