Bush tour in Iraq. That was hilarious. Seriously, the funniest political story of June, 2006. Not the tour itself but the fact that the Iraqi P.M. didn't know about Bush's arrival until he landed in the Green Zone.
Iraqi P.M. [early in the morning in his bed pumps himself up]: Life is good. Iraq is progressing, top terrorist is dead. I am the freakin leader of a free, democratic, independent and soverign country. I am the top man in Iraq.
[assistant burst in and interrupts the dream]
Assistant to P.M.: Sorry to disturb you sir but the President of U.S. is here in Baghdad and wants to talk to you.
P.M. [with shocked face]: What the f are you talking about?
Assitant: He is here in Green Zone.
P.M.: In the Green Zone, Wisconsin you mean?
Assistant: No Green Zone, Baghdad, Iraq.
P.M.: But, that's impossible. I must give anyone (let alone a president of a country) permission to land in my country before they do so.
Assistant: Not only is possible sir, but it has already been actualized.
P.M: Well, that takes out leader of independent and souverign country then. But, it still leaves me with a free and democratic Iraq. And, I am a leader of it.
Assistant (to himself): I already dashed so many of his delusions, who am I to ruine everything?
He he, enough dialogue because I am cracking myself up like crazy.