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Lance Armstrong Just Glad They Don't Test For Heroin

AUSTIN, TX - Seven-time Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong, who was yet again cleared of doping charges last week by the International Cycling Union (UCI), said Monday he was glad that his former sport's governing body does not currently test for the use of heroin. "I'm not saying I was a regular user, but let's put it this way: Without smack, there's no way anyone could finish the Tour De France, let alone win it," Armstrong told the audience at a cancer-awareness banquet. "Trust me, the human body can't put up with that kind of punishment day in and day out for an entire month of hundred-plus mile days without something a little stronger than bananas and massages." The UCI would not respond to Armstrong's comments, saying only that under current policies, any cyclist caught in possession of heroin will have the drug confiscated by race officials.

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He deserves to be banned for just having Heroin

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lol, it's lucky they didn't check his bike as well and find the miniature jet engine he hid under the seat!
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Exactly I googled Lance Armstrong and heroin and got one hit but it was one of those articles with dozens of small news clips and the two were unrelated. I imagine if he had actually said this, and somebody from the media found out about it, it would be all over the news.

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He deserves to be banned for just having Heroin
.......or at least get a good, stern warning.

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Well this is very doubtfull, cause why should they test for heroin it would be illegal to have it.
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I don't know what's more sad ... that you wasted time writing this garbage, or that people actually believed it. Some people will beileve anything they read ...
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I don't know what's more sad ... that you wasted time writing this garbage, or that people actually believed it. Some people will beileve anything they read ...
Oh, it's definitely sadder that I wasted time writing this garbage, and that's just the tip of the ice-berg. If you knew how psychologically unhealthy, how morbidly preoccupied with debauchery, how vacuous most of my endeavors are, you'd be overcome with a profound feeling of sadness.

"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain

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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken

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