Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Great Northwoods
I suggest you look through the pages toward the back of various magazines and tabloids for small print-ads promising that YOU CAN BECOME TALLER! Regardless of how outlandish their claims seem, have faith! Send whatever amount of money they ask for and faithfully take the pills, apply the creams and do the excercises.
Incidently, you don't have to settle for a small penis either.
"When we are young we generally estimate an opinion by the size of the person that holds it, but later we find that is an uncertain rule, for we realize that there are times when a hornet's opinion disturbs us more than an emperor's" - Mark Twain
"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken