I suggest you look through the pages toward the back of various magazines and tabloids for small print-ads promising that YOU CAN BECOME TALLER! Regardless of how outlandish their claims seem, have faith! Send whatever amount of money they ask for and faithfully take the pills, apply the creams and do the excercises.
Incidently, you don't have to settle for a small penis either.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking fuck, fuck, FUCK!" - Anastasia Myskina
"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken