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Aim for back to avoid splashing. 36 54.55%
Aim for the water (but I do wipe the rim) 12 18.18%
Aim for the water 11 16.67%
Sit down like a proper lady should 12 18.18%
You really don't want to know! 6 9.09%
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post #1 of 49 (permalink) Old May 18th, 2006, 06:05 PM Thread Starter
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This poll came to me as I was forced into a booth at work with a toilet as all the urinals were being used and heard the guy beside me hitting the water!

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At home I aim for the water and wipe the rim. In public...hell I just piss on the floor, everyone else does too.


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At home I aim for the water and wipe the rim. In public...hell I just piss on the floor, everyone else does too.
That's one reason (among many) that I don't go barefooted at the gym showers

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I generally pee against the back. Unless I'm drunk then I just *try* to keep it in the bowl (esp. if I'm going to be puking later I don't want to have to get piss all over myself).

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I aim for the back to avoid splashing.

There are men that sit down just to pee?
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I aim for the back to avoid splashing.

There are men that sit down just to pee?
Yes.
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Yes.
Only girlie men do that.
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At home I aim for the water and wipe the rim. In public...hell I just piss on the floor, everyone else does too.
LMFAO.

Public - stand up, aim anywhere. Sink, urinal, floor, doors. Who cares?

Home:

Drunk: sit down.
At night when everyone is sleeping: back.
Daytime: aim for the water.
Other times: you don't wana know.

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I usually aim down the left hand side, no idea why. Maybe my hose naturally points to the left. I don't like going down the centre as it's so noisy. You really could wake the neighbours. Although I think you actually get less splashback going down the centre than anywhere else (it's easier to judge it in summer when you're wearing shorts and you can feel the drops hitting your legs). If it's a really long one, I like to make my stream circle the water, hitting all sides of the bowl. Or, another game that is really fun is when the toilet has just been cleaned, and you have to wash off as much of the blue liquid as possible with your wee. I could go on for several days on this subject...
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I usually aim down the left hand side, no idea why. Maybe my hose naturally points to the left. I don't like going down the centre as it's so noisy. You really could wake the neighbours. Although I think you actually get less splashback going down the centre than anywhere else (it's easier to judge it in summer when you're wearing shorts and you can feel the drops hitting your legs). If it's a really long one, I like to make my stream circle the water, hitting all sides of the bowl. Or, another game that is really fun is when the toilet has just been cleaned, and you have to wash off as much of the blue liquid as possible with your wee. I could go on for several days on this subject...
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Only girlie men do that.
Would even "girlie men" go that far I doubt it.

Anyway, I always aim for the back, don't like the sound of piss hitting the water straight on anyway - too noisy

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I aim for the pooh skit marks left by the dirtbag that used the toilet before me.
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To save water i piss on the shower's floor

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I usually aim down the left hand side, no idea why. Maybe my hose naturally points to the left. I don't like going down the centre as it's so noisy. You really could wake the neighbours. Although I think you actually get less splashback going down the centre than anywhere else (it's easier to judge it in summer when you're wearing shorts and you can feel the drops hitting your legs). If it's a really long one, I like to make my stream circle the water, hitting all sides of the bowl. Or, another game that is really fun is when the toilet has just been cleaned, and you have to wash off as much of the blue liquid as possible with your wee. I could go on for several days on this subject...
Basically, it is any excuse to take your wanker out and play with it?
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