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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old May 16th, 2006, 06:28 PM Thread Starter
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I totally fucked with a police officer yesterday

It was fun. He was giving me a "warning ticket"...I won't say for what. But anyways, when I looked at the "race" part of the ticket he put down Hispanic. I was puzzled that he didn't ask me what my race was because technically, I'm not Hispanic, although I can see why some less politically correct (bigots) would just assume. So asked "My race is Hispanic?" and he just got this "oh shit..." look and he was like "Was I wrong? I'll change it! I'm so sorry...I just assumed by your color..." Then I asked him why he felt he had to assume at all. It was really funny.

It was my first ticket in a LONG time and I never thought I'd have so much fun getting one.
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oh ok. I misread the thread title

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Not bad, hon, but next time, turn on the tears, and maybe he tears up the ticket!

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oh ok. I misread the thread title

Yeah...I was thinking I should change it...but...I like it kind of
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I was expecting some sex references here ..

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the story is not that interesting particularly since you won't tell us what you got the ticket for... running over puppies? getting a bj while driving? what?

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the story is not that interesting particularly since you won't tell us what you got the ticket for... running over puppies? getting a bj while driving? what?
Hon, I have to tell you, you used to annoy the crap out of me, and now, the last few weeks, you're totally hilarious and your posts are the best!

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the story is not that interesting particularly since you won't tell us what you got the ticket for... running over puppies? getting a bj while driving? what?

It was a warning ticket! So nothing that bad.

If I was getting a BJ while driving my black wife would have been molested by a white police officer. Everyone who knows their award winning movies would be aware of that.
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Not bad, hon, but next time, turn on the tears, and maybe he tears up the ticket!


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It was a warning ticket! So nothing that bad.

If I was getting a BJ while driving my black wife would have been molested by a white police officer. Everyone who knows their award winning movies would be aware of that.
SOOOOO TRUE!!!!

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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