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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old May 13th, 2006, 06:54 PM Thread Starter
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Is this in the military? That's good because I wouldn't want them to be doing that in the middle of the day either if they're supposed to be fighting a war

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They need to jerk off. It's bad for your prostate if you don't. It also leads to some anxiety and anger issues if you can't shoot your load once in a while. They should let them spank it whenever they want.

And what the hell is the hammer and meat? I get the other ones.
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They need to jerk off. It's bad for your prostate if you don't. It also leads to some anxiety and anger issues if you can't shoot your load once in a while. They should let them spank it whenever they want.

And what the hell is the hammer and meat? I get the other ones.
Hammer + Meat = Beating the Meat?

And yeah, they do get to, at night But they shouldn't do it during the daytime when they have to defend the borders , which is what this sign is suggesting

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Looks like they've been shooting cum on those pictures.

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with Vera in the draw?"
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choking the chicken
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Looks like they've been shooting cum on those pictures.
I think that's dust/sand

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I think that's dust/sand
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But they can't from 12 AM to 12 PM. So from 12PM to 12 AM you can If you want a fast one, make sure you start at least 11h55!

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I bet they have huge circle jerks
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I bet they have huge circle jerks
Only when you are in the middle!
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But they can't from 12 AM to 12 PM. So from 12PM to 12 AM you can If you want a fast one, make sure you start at least 11h55!
It's the other way around

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Only when you are in the middle!
I wouldn't say no.
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Looks like they've been shooting cum on those pictures.
That's hot.

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Tim I hope you console Roger instead of mock him

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