Now I have heard from certain people that you actually think you are the Ruler of the Sluts and shit around this board. Honey, you got nothing on Christian. Now of course I don't mind you being like...a prodigy of mine or something, but just don't push my buttons.
I think you seem to be a nice guy overall however so I'll let your slutty behind your back ways go for now. Maybe we should chat, I'll teach you a thing or two perhaps?
BTW, once again, Happy Birthday, hope you get everything you wished for...and then some.