Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Great Northwoods
Originally Posted by beauty_is_pink
it's not the Easter Bunny's fault
blame the chocolate company!
and besides... where is
the Easter Bunny anyways???
its like SUEING SANTA CLAUS!!! (and I'm sure some lunatic is gonna find a way to sue St. Nick)
As a matter of fact, civil action was brought against Santa Claus in 1998 in Orange County, California Circuit Court. The plantiff acused Mr. Claus of improperly touching him in a Santa Ana shopping mall in 1987, claiming to suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, an inability to bond with others, and intimacy issues as a direct result of the incident. In the civil complaint, the plantiff states that Santa Claus groped him, claiming to be checking to "see if he was sporting a candy cane" during what should have been a routine visit with St. Nick. Although he continues to deny the allegations, the father of Christmas settled out-of-court for an undisclosed amount of money before the matter could be brought to trial.
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