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She was bored with me.
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She was bored with me.
It told me it was a robot. lol..i actually talked to it for a long time haha
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wanna suck my dick?
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.

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Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Gay
God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.


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God: Are you really a she?
Me: No
God: Are you serious?
Me: Yep
God: I can't believe it.
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God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Stop sign.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
K.
God:
That's alright.
God tried picking me up.
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Originally Posted by AlexSydney
Me:
wanna suck my dick?
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.

God is gay!
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post #11 of 34 (permalink) Old Feb 16th, 2006, 08:07 AM
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Me:
So
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What are you up to?
God:
The stars.
Me:
thats not what i meant
God:
What exactly did you mean?
Me:
What are you doing
God:
I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
and that is?
God:
Is that so.
Me:
No you idiot..who is your botmaster
God:
Are you serious? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Pretty much..but i didn't say it exactly like that
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I just called you an idiot
God:
Who?
Me:
YOU!
God:
" Who?"? Me, Budafuco ?
Me:
YES, YOU!
God:
Yay. "" Who?"? Me, Budafuco ?"? Me, Budafuco ?
Me:
YES, YES, YOU!
God:
Ahem. Dude! " Yay. "" Who?"? Me, Budafuco ?"? Me, Budafuco ?"? Me, Budafuco ?
Me:
YES!
God:
Hurrah!
Ya, he made no sense
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Originally Posted by blerr
Ya, he made no sense
Not true! God's very nicely phrased...

Quote:
Me: Wanna have sex?
God: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
Me: Take me, please!
God: Your polite style is very nice. Where do you want me to take it?
Me: Up the...
God: I will take that under advisement.
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post #13 of 34 (permalink) Old Feb 16th, 2006, 08:41 AM
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Me:
Hello my sexy god
God:
Hello there. Your sexy god?
Me:
Of course
God:
OK.
Me:
Is your manhole loose or tight?
God:
Is my manhole loose or tight? What if I say no?
Me:
Then i still fuck you hard and long
God:
What would make you stop fuck me hard and long? Why?: Brett said fuck you hard and long.
Me:
I won't stop, I will keep enjoying it
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Put my big cock in your mouth
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Do you like getting gag reflex?
God:
I like pets. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Have you ever suck a doodle from a dog?
God:
I don't think I ever have suck a doodle from a dog. What's it like?
Me:
Salty
God:
And it like is Salty.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Are you going to do it?
God:
That was my original intention.

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He kept saying he could ask his botmaster. And he actually said "Ayuh"!

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