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Last Joke for the night. Keep an Open mind please...he-he-heh... ;)

With all the heated discussions over Middle Eastern situations,
I thought I'd post this joke to quell the rampant emotional ferver of the many
heated debates.
And NO, it's not a Mohammad joke, but I'll probably still get my ass kicked.

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Mujibar was trying to get a job

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have
passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass
it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the
words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green,
and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for
computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him.

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I think I have.

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. - Malcolm X
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything. - Malcolm X
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius
The greatest scholars are not usually the wisest people. - Geoffrey Chaucer
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Feb 14th, 2006, 07:25 AM
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Hehe...the jokes good. Makes fun of people's accents, but it's funny!

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