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EXCELLENT George Bush Joke. LMFAO!!!

*George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids for a
little PR. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.*


"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

*Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.*


When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right:
question time.
Who has a question?"

*Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him his name.*


"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question,Steve?"

"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth...,

...what the hell happened to Stanley?"



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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old Feb 13th, 2006, 09:15 PM
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That's great. Smart kids.
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My favorite was the Curious George episode where he gets lost at the Republican National Convention in 2000 and ends up being their nominee!

Or, what did Bush say when asked his opinion on Roe v. Wade. He said he doesn't care how people got out of New Orleans!

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Or, what did Bush say when asked his opinion on Roe v. Wade. He said he doesn't care how people got out of New Orleans!
lol
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LMAO

did Stanley become "Flat Stanley"

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Really good one! I sent it to my mom .
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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old Feb 13th, 2006, 10:10 PM
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Stanley is in this touristic resort called Guantanamo...

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oh shit!!! poor stanley.... what DID happen to him???

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TURN YOURSELF AROUND, YOU WEREN'T INVITED!!!
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Stanley was on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney...

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Stanley was on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney...
Oh NO..did stanley got shot by Cheney?
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Maybe Stanley has left for to catch a flight to see Osama Bin Laden because George refuse to answer his questions! So he going to ask Osama very soon!

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Did ya hear this one?



Ten Reasons Why Cheney Shot Whittington =


10. Sick and tired of Whittington's "Hey, I'm having a heart attack" jokes
9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-up truck stereo
8. Ongoing dispute over whether it's acceptable to torture quail before shooting them
7. Thought he saw Scooter Libby on other side of tree line
6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer
5. Companion's ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt
4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster
3. Whittington's repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the "real president"
2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton

And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing away hunting companion Harry Whittington...

1. Because he's a wartime vice president, damn it

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.



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That is a good one!

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