Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Once upon a time, there were 3 bears who lived in a house in the woods; Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Baby Bear. One day, they were having porridge for supper. But the porridge was still hot from being cooked. "I have an idea," said the Papa Bear. "Let's take a walk in the woods while we wait for it to cool." So off they went on a family stroll.
A little while later, Goldilocks was walking through the forrest, and was looking for a place to rest. She spotted the house and knocked on the door. When there was no answer, she opened it. "Hello?" Still no reply. So she went on in.
She saw 3 chairs, and decided to sit down. She tried the Papa Bear's chair. "This chair is too big." Then she tried the Baby Bear's chair. "This chair is too small." Suddenly, the little chair broke to pieces under the weight of a fullgrown adult. Embarassed, she picked herself up and tried the Mama Bear's chair. "This chair is just right."
Then she smelled something. It was the porridge. She noticed how hungry she was feeling, and decided to try it. She sampled some from Papa Bear's bowl. "This porridge is too hot." Then she tried Mama Bear's bowl. "This porridge is too cold." Finally, she tried Baby Bear's bowl. "This porridge is just right." So she ate some. Then some more. Before she knew it, she had emptied the bowl.
Goldilocks found that all that porridge made her sleepy. She decided to take a quick nap. She wandered into the bedroom. She tried Mama Bear's bed. "This bed is too hard." She tried Baby Bear's bed. "This bed is too soft." Then she tried Papa Bear's bed. "This bed is just right." So she took off all her clothes, climbed under the blankets, and was soon fast asleep.
Shortly, the 3 bears came home. They quickly realized they had been visited. Papa Bear said "Someone's been sitting in my chair." Mama Bear added "Someone's been sitting in my chair." Baby Bear chimed in "Someone's been sitting in my chair, and the jerk broke it."
They turned their attention to the porridge. "Hey," said the Papa Bear. "Someone's been eating my porridge!" Mama Bear inspected her bowl. "Someone's been eating my porridge, too." Baby Bear gazed into his now-empty bowl. "Son of a..." The bears shared the remaining porridge. Feeling tired, they decided to turn in for the night.
When they got to the bedroom, they noticed it, too, had been disturbed. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed" said Mama Bear. Baby Bear added "Someone's been sleeping in my bed too." The Papa Bear thought he noticed some trace of movement under the blankets on his bed. He carefully picked up the corner a bit, and saw the naked Goldilocks, sleeping soundly. Papa Bear looked over to the other two bears, who were unaware of their guest, and said "Good night."