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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old Dec 24th, 2005, 10:37 PM Thread Starter
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Can straight men give Christmas cards depicting geese?

I sent out Christmas cards depicting geese frolicking on a lake (for charity, naturally)

It has accused of being too gay. I disagree, surely geese represent all that is masculine in our society.

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i'm sure they're very straight geese.

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No wonder people think you're weird.


The geese were drinking Stella Artois, so I think they might be straight

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but Graham you are not straight, we made love

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I just think geese are a no-no in general, whoever who sleep with

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Gragham what's so bad about people thinking you're gay if you really are?


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Define 'frolicking.'
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Keep it on topic people and the topic is:

GEESE

and Merry Christmas!

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Define 'frolicking.'
They are quite calm, swimming in a lake, enjoying 'dreaming of a white christmas' with fellow geese

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I sent out Christmas cards depicting geese frolicking on a lake (for charity, naturally)

It has accused of being too gay. I disagree, surely geese represent all that is masculine in our society.

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Straight guys don't give out cards PERMANENT, you must be gay.
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Straight guys don't give out cards PERMANENT, you must be gay.
He only gave cards to the people who gave him cards.

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Here is the card people. You can judge for yourself.



I've had to hide it in my Biology file.



See the xx?

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