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The Ultimate Cursing Dictionary...(Contributions are welcome)...*work in progress*

Okay, so sometimes, I lose my cool and all and cursing someone sure beats punching them in the face. However, it might be a bit rude to just plain out cuss at them. So, I thought I could curse them in another language. That way, everyone wins. So start posting curses in your native language. I'll keep adding those in Urdu.

Don't forget to give the meaning of the term as well as the correct pronounciation.

Finnish

Vittu - Meaning: Fuck. Pronounced: VEH-tuh.

Suksi vittuun - Pronounced: SUH-kse VEH-Toon Literal translation: Ski into a ****! Common translation: Fuck off!

Punjabi

Madarchod - Meaning: Motherfucker. Pronounced: Maadur-chodh

Bhenchod - Meaning: A guy who fucks his sister. Pronounced: Bhain-chodh

Russian

Mandavoshka - Meaning: A girl with lice in her **** (like crabs).

Yob tvoyu mat - Meaning: Fuck your mother.

Zastranets - Meaning: Asshole.

On vseh yozhei golym zadom zadavit - Meaning: He crushed all the hedgehogs with his arse


Cantonese

Tiu - Meaning: Fuck.

Pronounced: See-Fut-Guai. Meaning: Asshole.

Pronounced: Say-baht-po. Meaning: Bitch.

Spanish

Puta - Meaning: Whore.

coño - Meaning: ****.

Concha, zorra, chocho, cachucha: ****

Culo, orto, upite: ass

pija, verga, pichula, pito: cock

culiado: fucked

la concha de tu madre: your mother's ****

la puta que te parió: the whore that gave you birth

hijo de puta: son of a bitch/whore

anda a la concha de tu madre: go to your mother´s ****

conchudo: something like telling a man he has a big ****.

zorrudo: see above,

pelotudo, boludo, huevón: means a guy with big balls, but the real meaning is stupid, idiot.

vete al carajo - Meaning: Go to penis

* Argentinian Culture

pajero - a guy that jerks off a lot. also applies to someone extremely lazy (they say if you jerk off too much you have no energy left)

andá a hacértela plantar - go and get fucked.

me cago en la puta - I shit on the whore.

me cago en la puta madre - I shit on the mother whore.

chupapijas - cocksucker

cabrón (with some variances such as cabrón de mierda) - literally means cornudo, or a guy cheated by his wife/girlfriend, some times synonimous of pelotudo.

Creole

Salope - Meaning: Dirty Whore

German

der Schwanz - Meaning: Crude term for male penis.

Schlapschwanz - Meaning: Limp Dick.

Blödes arschloch - Stupid asshole

Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen - She's got tits like melons

Hurensohn - son of a bitch

Mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself

Scottish Gaelic

Thalla gu Taigh na Galla - Pronounced: Halla gu tie na galla. Meaning: Go to hell, Go to the house of the bitch

Thalla 's cagainn bruis - Meaning: Go and chew a brush. (wtf?!)

Tha an h-a-mhàin deoc cò bod nas-fheàrr na bò mhair bò bhràmair - Pronounced: Ha an ha-van doc co bod nas-harr na bo var bo vramar. Meaning: The only person who sucks cock better than your mum is your girlfriend.

Rach thu agus a' sgaoil am leathar de bhur paithar - Meaning: Go away and fuck your sister.

Slovene

tristo kosmatih - Meaning: three hundred hairy ones. Pronounced: TREE-stoo cou-SMA-teeh

Serbo-Croatian

nabijem ga na kurac - Meaning: I stick him on my penis. Pronounced: koorats.

idi u picku materinu/idi u pizdu materinu - Meaning: go to your mother´s ****

idi u kurac - Meaning: Go to penis.

Portugese

Viadinho - Pronounced: Via-chin-yo. Meaning: Fag.

Foda-se - Meaning: Fuck You.

Caralho - Pronounced: Cah-ral-yo. Meaning: Dick.

Merda - Pronounced: Mehr-da. Meaning: Shit.

Indonesian

ngentot - fuck

tai - shit

kontol, titit - dick

anjing, monyet - dog, monkey

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Oh, I forgot to add the goal is to make this a chat thread, eventually, so all of you get in here and post!

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Vittu!

That's the f-word in finnish.
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^pronounce: VEH-tuh !!!
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Bhenchod = Someone who fucks his sister.

Pronounced: "bhain-chodh"

Language: Punjabi

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Vittu!

That's the f-word in finnish.
*scribbles down in notebook*

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My favourite Russian one: 'Mandavoshka'

Its so rude though I'm way too innocent to use it in real life

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Bhenchod = Someone who fucks his sister.

Pronounced: "bhain-chodh"

Language: Punjabi
do you know many people doing thatfunny meaning

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i'm starting over like before...
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My favourite Russian one: 'Mandavoshka'

Its so rude though I'm way too innocent to use it in real life
What does it mean?

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do you know many people doing thatfunny meaning


No, it's incest and pretty disgusting. That's why it's such a HUGE insult for any guy to be called that.

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I think it'd be a good idea to keep on updating the original post with all the new words, so we could have a dictionary of sorts.

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What does it mean?
It's calling someone a c*** louse

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Saori Obata

Born : April 23rd 1978
Age: 28
Residence: Tokyo, Japan
Height: 5' 5" (1.65m)
Weight: 132 lbs. (60 kg)
Plays: Left handed
Career Prize Money: $652,031
Highest Singles Ranking: 39 (Feb 9th 04')

ITF Titles: Augusta (2005), Gifu (2005), Fukuoka (2003), Port Pirie (2001), Jakarta (1996).
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It's calling someone a c*** louse
Oh, as in a girl who's easy (hence, the loose "c***"?)....???

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Say-baht-po means "bitch" in Cantonese

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I think it'd be a good idea to keep on updating the original post with all the new words, so we could have a dictionary of sorts.
It's also easier then for the site's administration to add the words to the "censored words" list.
And while they're at it, when are they gonna add "fuck"?.

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