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I'm sorry but that's just wrong. He makes Michael Jackson look half-way decent!

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I will have to agree with the above, Michael Jackson looks downright human/normal next to this guy!

I swear, one more facelift and it's like a 50/50 shot that Joan Rivers or me will look like that guy. We're pulled about as tight as it can go with some human features left. I mean, Joan drinks the blood of pre-teen virgin girls, so she looks better than I do (only a little), but, really, either one could be a freak after the next facelift. Success granted us immortality, but we never thought it through that to look immortal is harder than being immortal.

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I will have to agree with the above, Michael Jackson looks downright human/normal next to this guy!

I swear, one more facelift and it's like a 50/50 shot that Joan Rivers or me will look like that guy. We're pulled about as tight as it can go with some human features left. I mean, Joan drinks the blood of pre-teen virgin girls, so she looks better than I do (only a little), but, really, either one could be a freak after the next facelift. Success granted us immortality, but we never thought it through that to look immortal is harder than being immortal.

And who's blood do you drink, Helen?
I mean when I looked you up on IMDB, it showed that you died way back in 1983! (or was that your career???)

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And who's blood do you drink, Helen?
I don't! Mainly because Joan Rivers won't talk about it at all for fear of being arrested. That or getting some laws changed so she can sell virgin blood on QVC.

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I don't! Mainly because Joan Rivers won't talk about it at all for fear of being arrested. That or getting some laws changed so she can sell virgin blood on QVC.
I just hope poor Melissa doesn't follow in her footsteps!

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