The song was a satire, or a parody, as already mentioned. It was slightly ironic and even a bit sarcastic. Jewel said that she was reading a magazine when she wrote the song. She went through each page and lifted something for each line of the song. She's a kidder that old Jewel.
"There are more dogs than women in the locker rooms" - Liz Smylie "I'm really feeling my balls" - Serena Williams "She had him in her box... It made his week!" - Tracy Austin "Tell us Rafa, what else do you do with your right hand?" - Todd Woodbridge "I have a pain here, in my famous ass" - Rafael Nadal