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Order in the court

ORDER IN THE COURT....

Defense Attorney:What is your age?

Little old Woman:I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on the first of April of this year?

Little old Woman:There I was sitting there in my swing on my frontporch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorneyid you know him?

Little old Woman:No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?

Little old Woman:He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorneyid you stop him?

Little old Woman:No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:Why not?

Little old Woman:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abnerpassed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorne! y:What happened next?

Little old Woman:He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorneyid you stop him then?

Little old Woman:No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:Why not?

Little old Woman:Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:What happened next?

Little old Woman:Well, I was feeling so spic y that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me. young man...Take me!"

Defense Attorneyid he take you?

Little old Woman:Hell, no. he just yelled, "April Fool!" ... And that's when I shot the little bastard!


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