Forget Barbie...here it comes TALKING PREGNANT TRAILER TRASH DOLL! - TennisForum.com
 
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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old Sep 26th, 2005, 10:05 PM Thread Starter
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Forget Barbie...here it comes TALKING PREGNANT TRAILER TRASH DOLL!




We're gonna come right out and say it... Barbie's so perfect it makes us sick. She's so pretty and so popular and so... so everything that we're not. Barbie makes us feel like pathetic losers. What we really crave is a doll that makes us feel SUPERIOR, for god's sake.
And now we've found one

with this
TALKING
PREGNANT TRAILER
TRASH DOLL


This astounding doll captures a world that Barbie has never seen. She wears a leather jacket and halter top, sports a head of bleached-blonde hair complete with curlers, and has a cigarette dangling from her mouth.

Oh, and she's pregnant, too. So even if Barbie has never met her, there's a chance that Ken did.

And she talks, too! When you press her bellybutton, the Trailer Trash Doll will say things like "Pour me a double, I'm drinkin' for two." and "Bubba Jr., get off your sister!"

She may not be well-heeled, but she's very well-made. She comes in the box as shown, and even includes a little baby doll from a previous pregnancy.

So you can join Barbie in her Dream House if you want. We'll be hanging out with the Trailer Trash on the other side of the tracks.





Price: $34.99

http://www.stupid.com/stat/TTTR.html

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old Sep 26th, 2005, 10:22 PM
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Now if it would only come with a Kevin Federline doll, it would be a complete set. And where's the T-Shirt reading "I have the golden ticket" with an arrow pointing down?

Whitney Houston and her receipts:

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Cool

Glad to see Paris Hilton finally getting her own doll
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My friend owns that doll...her name is Trash Talkin Turleen. Not only does she talk, but she comes complete with the smoker's laugh as well!
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Hahaha its about time mattel comes up with something clever, if its still around for the time when I have a daughter she'l get to purchase this doll if she wishes to do so, if not I'll just get it for her anyways so that daddy gets a good laugh.
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