Baby Bearing Britney Becomes Bigamist! -
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Baby Bearing Britney Becomes Bigamist!

Since I've been so alliterative today I had to keep the trend with the title...

(Reuters) If she’s not sure who her legal husband is, can we be sure she knows who the father of her baby is?

Pop tart Britney Spears may be a bigamist. Brit TV personality Richard Bacon is claiming that he married Brit after an interview she gave him for the U.K.’s Channel 4.

Though the nuptials were a joke, he is saying that they are also legal, as they signed the official certificate in front of a vicar (though one of the “singer’s” bodyguards apparently ripped up the document).

Funny how this all makes so much sense, considering Britney’s white-trash behavior.

But Richard — couldn’t you have married someone with some class? Like, say, Lindsay Lohan?
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