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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old Aug 24th, 2005, 07:19 PM Thread Starter
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WOW Peter Andre & Jordan at their best!








Jordan: She's a "glamour model" famous for little else but her gigantic fake plastic tits. Very bland personality. She tried to represent Britain in the eurovision song contest last year but no-one voted for her.

Peter: He's an australian has-been pop star from 10 years ago. Also plastic.

They met on a reality show "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" last year and fell in luv. They don't really do anything. They had a kid recently together. She has a blind kid from a footballer (supposedly blind becouse of the mother's wild parties during pregnancy)

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I think there's some actual entry in that last pic!
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post #3 of 21 (permalink) Old Aug 24th, 2005, 07:38 PM
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Jordan and Peter, classy as ever....
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he's actually still cute

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post #5 of 21 (permalink) Old Aug 24th, 2005, 09:43 PM
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The only time I had ever heard of Peter Andre was when the Spice Girls were on tv diary and they saw a guy with nice abs and geri halliwell said Peter Andre eat your heart out. Well, I guess here are some more f -listers.

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Who's the other trashy, big-breasted f-list pseudo-celeb who's supposedly Jordan's arch rival? I keep forgetting her name.

Best left-right combination by a German (and that includes Max Schmeling): Steffi Graf. All she did in 1987 was knock Navratilova out of #1 and try to knock Evert out of the sport. (Mike Lupica in "The Best and Worst of Tennis in 1987", World Tennis)

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That's what I though

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Who's the other trashy, big-breasted f-list pseudo-celeb who's supposedly Jordan's arch rival? I keep forgetting her name.
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Woah a whole lot of class, i suppose this is kinda tame though...




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Classy as usual
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OMG Thats gross!

They are actually quite disgusting. She is so better looking withouth all the makeup and fake crap!

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Words cannot describe how scary those pics are!

But the UK still should have sent Jordan to the Eurovision song contest.

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