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Sally turned away?

Me and my entourage arrived at Dairy Queen at 11:05 pm last night, approximately 5 minutes after they closed. There were still customers inside getting icecream so I had my people knock on the door. It's not uncommon for Dairy Queens in LA to open late for celebrities so I figured it wouldn't be a problem. The snooty manager and milkshake maker came to the door and said that they weren't letting me in because they were having problems with fat and single housewives driving up their costs by abusing the sprinkles toppings on the ice cream. Apparently some people would ask for a kiddie scoop inside a large cup and fill the cup with sprinkles to the top. So after being turned away I went and called up the president of DQ and told him I'd never be a patron in their stores again and that I was headed to Baskin Robins.

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I'm sure it's because you have (naturally) blonde hair, Sally!

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Way to go, Sal! Do free ads for Baskin Robbins, too, and tell them on the ads that you used to go to DQ, but Baskin Robbins is better. Now, this is your choice, but you might want to throw in for extra credibility a line like, "and if you take a look at me, I think you'll agree that I'm someone who knows about ice cream."

Or you could threaten DQ to go public with this and in exchange for keeping quiet, DQ gives you free ice cream, etc. for life.

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Me and my entourage arrived at Dairy Queen at 11:05 pm last night, approximately 5 minutes after they closed. There were still customers inside getting icecream so I had my people knock on the door. It's not uncommon for Dairy Queens in LA to open late for celebrities so I figured it wouldn't be a problem. The snooty manager and milkshake maker came to the door and said that they weren't letting me in because they were having problems with fat and single housewives driving up their costs by abusing the sprinkles toppings on the ice cream. Apparently some people would ask for a kiddie scoop inside a large cup and fill the cup with sprinkles to the top. So after being turned away I went and called up the president of DQ and told him I'd never be a patron in their stores again and that I was headed to Baskin Robins.
Maybe they did not wan't your fat ass licking up all the sprinkles. You should be ashamed of yourself Sally after making that commercial around all those third world children. You looked like a stuffed pig, yeah I bet you ate up all the food donations from those poor children.

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Maybe they did not wan't your fat ass licking up all the sprinkles. You should be ashamed of yourself Sally after making that commercial around all those third world children. You looked like a stuffed pig, yeah I bet you ate up all the food donations from those poor children.


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Way to go, Sal! Do free ads for Baskin Robbins, too, and tell them on the ads that you used to go to DQ, but Baskin Robbins is better. Now, this is your choice, but you might want to throw in for extra credibility a line like, "and if you take a look at me, I think you'll agree that I'm someone who knows about ice cream."

Or you could threaten DQ to go public with this and in exchange for keeping quiet, DQ gives you free ice cream, etc. for life.
great line... I'll have to use it.

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hey Sal, can you fix Dani and myself up with a lil' sponsoring from Baskin Robins for our seven weddings?
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hey Sal, can you fix Dani and myself up with a lil' sponsoring from Baskin Robins for our seven weddings?

You and Dani are far too glamorous for an icecream shop! You guys need your own fragrences. Ask Hel to hook you up with Liz Taylor (if they are on speaking terms) for that.

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