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how bad is the worst sex you've had?if you're a virgin, how bad do u think bad sex will be?

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I had awful sex for the first few years of my marriage because I knew nothing about sex. All my mother ever told me about sleeping with your husband was the man goes on top. For 3 years we slept in bunk beds.

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the worst sex was when i was out of my head drunk. and i thought fuck this and decided to stop lol.
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how bad is the worst sex you've had?if you're a virgin, how bad do u think bad sex will be?
Very bad

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?if you're a virgin, how bad do u think bad sex will be?
I was told sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
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dry sex with clothes on was bad if that counts lol, I could hardly breath
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Very bad

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Jess and Floyd both had drinking problems, so it was too many times to remember.

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I was told sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
virgin, um, viggen honey, bad sex can be as bad as constipation.

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virgin, um, viggen honey, bad sex can be as bad as constipation.
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Jess and Floyd both had drinking problems, so it was too many times to remember.
Hon is it true the twins were conceived after Jess was all horny and liquored up after filming The Milkman with Piper Laurie and was so drunk that he didn't realise you were pregnant until you started showing after about 7 months?

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Hon is it true the twins were conceived after Jess was all horny and liquored up after filming The Milkman with Piper Laurie and was so drunk that he didn't realise you were pregnant until you started showing after about 7 months?
No, he didn't develop the drinking problem until after we were married for a few years. That was because his career went down the toilet, and NOT from being around me 24/7! Anyway, we kind of had to get married, get the drift, so Jess was quite the stud then. I remember the night, I told him this story about how Marlene Deitrich had approached me at the Hollywood Cantina with the idea of a 3-way with Jess and me, and even though I of course turned her down, the idea really turned him on, and it was hot stuff. So hot stuff that we forgot to take some precautions!

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No, he didn't develop the drinking problem until after we were married for a few years. That was because his career went down the toilet, and NOT from being around me 24/7! Anyway, we kind of had to get married, get the drift, so Jess was quite the stud then. I remember the night, I told him this story about how Marlene Deitrich had approached me at the Hollywood Cantina with the idea of a 3-way with Jess and me, and even though I of course turned her down, the idea really turned him on, and it was hot stuff. So hot stuff that we forgot to take some precautions!
I hear you, Hel. Marlene? Sounds great compared to the 3-way I was rumored to be the preferred guest of - Roseanne and Tom Arnold. They never approached me about it but that rumor was doing the rounds. Tom has a fetish for bitchy comediennes but not even I'm that desperate, Hel.

Melissa was conceived during a huge snow storm in NY. Edgar and I were totally snowed in and after 6 days were so bored that we had sex for a minute or two and the next morning I woke up and Melissa was kicking me already.

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I hear you, Hel. Marlene? Sounds great compared to the 3-way I was rumored to be the preferred guest of - Roseanne and Tom Arnold. They never approached me about it but that rumor was doing the rounds. Tom has a fetish for bitchy comediennes but not even I'm that desperate, Hel.

Melissa was conceived during a huge snow storm in NY. Edgar and I were totally snowed in and after 6 days were so bored that we had sex for a minute or two and the next morning I woke up and Melissa was kicking me already.
Rosanne and Tom? Yuck! I think I'd rather go down on Terri Schiavo.

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