Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Juelz Santana's bed
I know we don't know any of these kinds of people.
>1) You lie on an application to get a job and then get up and testify
>that "God made a way out of no way!"
>2) You get mad at a visitor and call them out for sitting in YOUR seat.
>3) You tell the preacher to baptize you from the neck down because you
>just got your hair did!
>4) You take 2 hours to get ready for church, get there late, and leave
>5) You open your Bible and you cough from the dust that flies out.
>6) Your wedding song is 'Secret Lovers'.
>7) You do not lift your hand during worship because your acrylic nail is
>8) The only time you like to sing in the choir is when they let you
>sing "your" song.
>9) You do not tithe because you say, "the preacher might be crooked and
>stealing the Lord's money, s! o I don't want to give it to him."
>10) After you've done wrong and someone has rebuked you, you don't
>repent but you say, "Well the Lord knows my heart".
>11) If you have ever said, "Show me in the Bible where it says, thou
>shall not smoke".
>12) Your favorite part of the service is the benediction.
>13) You buy "hot" merchandise and testify the Lord blessed me with a TV,
>jewelry, clothes, etc.
>14) You overheard someone say, "We got fed today at service" and you
>asked if they served chicken.
>15) You just got finished smoking on the outside of the church and then
>try to lead a song, get choked up, holding your throat and say to the
>congregation, "The devil don't want me to sing this song."
>Pass this on to let others know the signs of a "ghetto" Christian.
Keep The Faith, and
The Faith will K! eep you
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Will you be there?