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My first endeavour at sheep shagging (Chapter one)

Well as you may or not know I had a wager with a few acquaintances of mine that I would have a go at sheep shagging. So on Friday evening we met down the pub, got pissed out of our minds and set of on our venture.

We waited until around near midnight to make our trek through the woods down to the fields were the sheep had been the previous day. It was quite chilly so I was glad I had wrapped up warm with my woolly pullover. Iíd also purchased a balaclava the day before, just in case we were interrupted by somebody, and I didnít wish to be recognised.
There was four of us that set of on our journey of discovery. Barry, Neville, Wayne and yours truly. As we meandered our way through the countryside I asked them had they got any idea what the best possible way would be to shag a sheep. So each took their turn telling me what they thought was the best possible approach.

Barry said "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

Neville said "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

Thatís interesting I replied. Ewe to have the same approach. What about you Wayne?

Wayne replied "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."
"Over your shoulders?" I asked. "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?" says Wayne. "And miss out on all the kissing?!"

We continued on our journey...........
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Well as you may or not know I had a wager with a few acquaintances of mine that I would have a go at sheep shagging. So on Friday evening we met down the pub, got pissed out of our minds and set of on our venture.

We waited until around near midnight to make our trek through the woods down to the fields were the sheep had been the previous day. It was quite chilly so I was glad I had wrapped up warm with my woolly pullover. Iíd also purchased a balaclava the day before, just in case we were interrupted by somebody, and I didnít wish to be recognised.
There was four of us that set of on our journey of discovery. Barry, Neville, Wayne and yours truly. As we meandered our way through the countryside I asked them had they got any idea what the best possible way would be to shag a sheep. So each took their turn telling me what they thought was the best possible approach.

Barry said "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

Neville said "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

Thatís interesting I replied. Ewe to have the same approach. What about you Wayne?

Wayne replied "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."
"Over your shoulders?" I asked. "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?" says Wayne. "And miss out on all the kissing?!"

We continued on our journey...........
Uh creep baby, I have this feeling Ethel is up there in the great yonder of whatever looking down on you and pursing her lips even tighter than in the picture you have of her......

Now is that the way to do your dead mother proud?
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Uh creep baby, I have this feeling Ethel is up there in the great yonder of whatever looking down on you and pursing her lips even tighter than in the picture you have of her......

Now is that the way to do your dead mother proud?
She never loved me as much as I loved her. Once when she was drinking heavily she told me that I was adopted. But I miss her so much, and sometimes whenever Iím not posting on here, or masturbating over Internet porn, I feel like ending it all and joining her.
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Well as you may or not know I had a wager with a few acquaintances of mine that I would have a go at sheep shagging. So on Friday evening we met down the pub, got pissed out of our minds and set of on our venture.

We waited until around near midnight to make our trek through the woods down to the fields were the sheep had been the previous day. It was quite chilly so I was glad I had wrapped up warm with my woolly pullover. Iíd also purchased a balaclava the day before, just in case we were interrupted by somebody, and I didnít wish to be recognised.
There was four of us that set of on our journey of discovery. Barry, Neville, Wayne and yours truly. As we meandered our way through the countryside I asked them had they got any idea what the best possible way would be to shag a sheep. So each took their turn telling me what they thought was the best possible approach.

Barry said "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

Neville said "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

Thatís interesting I replied. Ewe to have the same approach. What about you Wayne?

Wayne replied "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."
"Over your shoulders?" I asked. "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?" says Wayne. "And miss out on all the kissing?!"

We continued on our journey...........
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Well as you may or not know I had a wager with a few acquaintances of mine that I would have a go at sheep shagging. So on Friday evening we met down the pub, got pissed out of our minds and set of on our venture.

We waited until around near midnight to make our trek through the woods down to the fields were the sheep had been the previous day. It was quite chilly so I was glad I had wrapped up warm with my woolly pullover. Iíd also purchased a balaclava the day before, just in case we were interrupted by somebody, and I didnít wish to be recognised.
There was four of us that set of on our journey of discovery. Barry, Neville, Wayne and yours truly. As we meandered our way through the countryside I asked them had they got any idea what the best possible way would be to shag a sheep. So each took their turn telling me what they thought was the best possible approach.

Barry said "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

Neville said "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

Thatís interesting I replied. Ewe to have the same approach. What about you Wayne?

Wayne replied "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."
"Over your shoulders?" I asked. "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?" says Wayne. "And miss out on all the kissing?!"

We continued on our journey...........
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