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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old May 4th, 2005, 06:59 AM Thread Starter
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The Chopped Liver Thread

A thread for people who didn't make it to the Miss (or Mr) WTAworld contest.

Did you prepare endlessy for you personal act, only to discover that you'll never get to perform?
Did you let your hair grow for the past few years because misses nearly always have long hair? Do you plan on cutting it again?
Do you feel that boob job was a waste of money now that you're not nominated?
Do you feel these kind of contests are always for Barbie dolls anyway so you're actually rather glad you're not in it?

If so...join in.



Personally, I think I was wearing the wrong bathing suit, that that's what did me in.




(and if you've got some nasty gossip about cerain candidates, do share. A contest wouldn't be a contest without some bitchyness.)

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I say that a group of us should get together and eat the winners.

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Or their chopped livers.

A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.
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Indeed.

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Yeah, one day you realise that on these boards you are a have-been..

"..just knowing that as long as i choose life, there is hope."

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I'll have to go with the botched boob-job excuse

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Yeah, one day you realise that on these boards you are a have-been..
The contest is rigged, I'm telling you! The others have paraded on the cakewalk before, they have experience.

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Did I win? If not, I'll join.
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lol this thread is too funny, its sorta like crowned the King and Queen of Prom and the cool people are at the back, well no more

btw I think I wud look good in a crown poss made of chopped liver

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Pff Tine, we know these contests are degrading to women.

However... bring on the Mr Wtaworld show.
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I didn't post any topics in General Messages that discuss players's hair, clothes, make-up, smile, eyes, legs, calves, toes, etc. That's why I didn't get nominated.
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